Bradford Consortium Make Offer for Aston Villa.

[ChuckleBantam]

Meself and three mates want to take over Aston Villa. There's meself. Then there's oggy and mooey that do the other two shifts at the filling station and a bloke that goes in my local who smells of piss called Ivan. Apparently he lives in a wheelie bin.

We listened to what the other three consortiums bidding for Deadly Dougs share's were offering and decided we could offer ten million quid more. So we went down to Villa Park and we told Doug and the other board members as well as the Seventy Mill for Dougs shares we'd stick another fifty mill in the pot for team strengthening. They were suitably impressed and were prepared to do business.

However....there was a minor stumbling Block. Doug actually asked us to prove we actually had the money, we asked why and he said cos only a total cnut wouldn't demand such proof and anybody who didn't would clearly be an incompetent of the highest order and obviously too stupid to run a Snakes and Ladders group, never mind a professional football club.

So we got Ivan to give him a fiver deposit, whilst we made our excuses and subsequent escape through the Privvy windows.

[Yeadon Bantam]

PMSL good one!!

[king billy]

roflmao: roflmao:

Your humour will be lost on the Mary Poppins brigade mate!!.....:cool:

[Superfatbantam]

Meself and three mates want to take over Aston Villa. There's meself. Then there's oggy and mooey that do the other two shifts at the filling station and a bloke that goes in my local who smells of piss called Ivan. Apparently he lives in a wheelie bin.

We listened to what the other three consortiums bidding for Deadly Dougs share's were offering and decided we could offer ten million quid more. So we went down to Villa Park and we told Doug and the other board members as well as the Seventy Mill for Dougs shares we'd stick another fifty mill in the pot for team strengthening. They were suitably impressed and were prepared to do business.

However....there was a minor stumbling Block. Doug actually asked us to prove we actually had the money, we asked why and he said cos only a total cnut wouldn't demand such proof and anybody who didn't would clearly be an incompetent of the highest order and obviously too stupid to run a Snakes and Ladders group, never mind a professional football club.

So we got Ivan to give him a fiver deposit, whilst we made our excuses and subsequent escape through the Privvy windows.


Can I get in on this action, I've got a few coppers in a jar in t'kitchen I can put in!tup:

[Superfatbantam]

roflmao: roflmao:

Your humour will be lost on the Mary Poppins brigade mate!!.....:cool:

Mary Poppins brigade? Whoooooooooooo?

[ChuckleBantam]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/mary_poppins/julie_andrews/poppins1.jpg

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

[Barmy]

clap: Good one chuckle lad. roflmao:

[Spoonhead]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/mary_poppins/julie_andrews/poppins1.jpg

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way


Not for a diabetic.tup: :D

[NormanCorner]

Meself and three mates want to take over Aston Villa. There's meself. Then there's oggy and mooey that do the other two shifts at the filling station and a bloke that goes in my local who smells of piss called Ivan. Apparently he lives in a wheelie bin.

We listened to what the other three consortiums bidding for Deadly Dougs share's were offering and decided we could offer ten million quid more. So we went down to Villa Park and we told Doug and the other board members as well as the Seventy Mill for Dougs shares we'd stick another fifty mill in the pot for team strengthening. They were suitably impressed and were prepared to do business.

However....there was a minor stumbling Block. Doug actually asked us to prove we actually had the money, we asked why and he said cos only a total cnut wouldn't demand such proof and anybody who didn't would clearly be an incompetent of the highest order and obviously too stupid to run a Snakes and Ladders group, never mind a professional football club.

So we got Ivan to give him a fiver deposit, whilst we made our excuses and subsequent escape through the Privvy windows.



FUNNIEST POST OF THE YEAR

[harrogatebantam31]

Great post Chuckle!! I'll give you that one!!