Crouch critics...

[king billy]

Oh how fookin totally stupid you must feel.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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But let me guess - he did fook all? He missed a penalty.....the only thing he did WAS SCORE A HAT TRICK.....can't wait for the excuses for this one....

[Yeadon Bantam]

was an own goal, hes still shit!

[king billy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5 goals in 7 appearances aint it?.....

Don't talk fookin shite Adie....

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[Wicker Man]

Not one bit

he scored 2 v jamiaca, which premiership striker couldn't??

in this last season 1 goal in every 4.4. goals for the pool...impressive ......or....not

[Yeadon Bantam]

Hes bobbins, he can't shoot, got lucky!! Missed that penalty!

[tony d]

Not one bit

he scored 2 v jamiaca, which premiership striker couldn't??

in this last season 1 goal in every 4.4. goals for the pool...impressive ......or....not

Exactly right...Talk about getting excited...We were playoing Jamica not Brazil matty...I think you best change your nappy now after all that excitement..

FPMSL....

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[ChuckleBantam]

Can someone please explain something to me, what with me being a bit thick like..

Bent freezes and cacks his pants against a nation England should easily beat, yet he should go to the Fatherland.

yet Crouch, scores a hat trick in a similar game (on the back of another great performance four days earlier) and should be dropped instantly.

[king billy]

The official records show a hat-trick for Crouchy......3 goals - the Crouch haters on here really like clutching at straws don't they?......

[tony d]

Can someone please explain something to me, what with me being a bit thick like..

Bent freezes and cacks his pants against a nation England should easily beat, yet he should go to the Fatherland.

yet Crouch, scores a hat trick in a similar game (on the back of another great performance four days earlier) and should be dropped instantly.

So what you are saying is why should the top scoring Englishman this season who only has one half cap to his name go to the world cup.???

As opposed to a guy who if you go back two games had scored how many ???and had how many piss poor games for England????

mmmmmm hard one really there Chuckles....

Are you the same Chuckles who says things like " He needs a run in the side, how can we know if he doesnt get the games" Is that you???Not word for word but on more than one player thats what you have said but when the Top English goal scorer has one game thats it...

Why ????

Because Crouch is the only thing you see nothing more nothing less...

Are you honestly telling me that you reckon if Darren Bent had been playing the full 90 mins today he would not of scored???

A guy with the pace skill and finishing of his calibre... Fooking Dean Windass would of scored a hatrick today ffs...

Once again get real..At least make a point that is relevant not some "let's THROW ONE OUT THERE IN THE BREEZE IN THE HOPE ONE OF MY SIDEKICKS WILL BUY IT" mate...

[king billy]

Not one bit

he scored 2 v jamiaca, which premiership striker couldn't??

in this last season 1 goal in every 4.4. goals for the pool...impressive ......or....not

Ermmm - are Liverpool playing Paraguay, Trinidad and Tobago and Sweden?

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If your gonna use that "clutching at straws" comparison - show me what Salvatore "Toto" Scillachi did either before or after Italia 90 at club level......didn't stop him performing on the big stage and being top scorer did it.....:rolleyes:

[tony d]

The official records show a hat-trick for Crouchy......3 goals - the Crouch haters on here really like clutching at straws don't they?......


Matty it's you who is clutching mate...He scored two goals against Jamaica...

Once again if he came to Bradford with Liverpool and they put in that performance would you be so blind....

Talk about talking shit mate...

[king billy]

Ermmm being a stat man i thought you'd be interested in the 5 goals in 7 games stat myself....

You can only score/beat what is put in front of you - a hat-trick at any level is a great achievement, i feel sorry for you lot - i honestly do, all that pent up frustration and anger, i bet your poor fookin dog took a few kickings today mate eh?....

BTW using your comparison - how come Owen (a proven world class striker) didn't score 37 goals today - seeing as though Jamaica were so shit like?...:rolleyes:

[Lofty]

BTW using your comparison - how come Owen (a proven world class striker) didn't score 37 goals today - seeing as though Jamaica were so shit like?...:rolleyes:

Cos he's shit and Darren Bent should be going instead of him.....!!!! jump: tup:

[tony d]

Ermmm being a stat man i thought you'd be interested in the 5 goals in 7 games stat myself....

You can only score/beat what is put in front of you - a hat-trick at any level is a great achievement, i feel sorry for you lot - i honestly do, all that pent up frustration and anger, i bet your poor fookin dog took a few kickings today mate eh?....

BTW using your comparison - how come Owen (a proven world class striker) didn't score 37 goals today - seeing as though Jamaica were so shit like?...:rolleyes:

Crouch scored two goals Owen scored one and set up one??? Whilst being about 6 games away from being fully fit..

Im not arsed how many they did or didnt score today im more worried about how many a decent opposition could have scored today whilst shutting us out at the other end...

[king billy]

Owen scored one and set up one??? Whilst being about 6 games away from being fully fit.

Good job in Crouch we have a quality, fully fit, full of confidence striker leading the way for the team then eh?....

[Rick]

Crouch can only perform against what he is up against, he was up against City's Number 1 which kind of like tells you how shite Jamica are when their captain plays for Bradford City.

Still if Crouch does the buisness at the end of the day who cares. I don't think he is international quality but then again neither is Owen Hargreaves but the thing with both is they are only options and with a fully fit first 11 they wouldn't be playing. Crouch seems to be capable of doing a job whilst Rooney is Injured.