Parrot
12-17-2005, 09:33 PM
.........Chaos theory for the latest Bantams defeat at VP!
"I've realised it wasn't the fans fault for todays defeat to Rotherham, i've decieded it was because a Chinaman at the otherside of the World slammed down his toilet seat too hard, this in turn swept a gentle breeze across the globe which resulted in the ball been diverted at a 30% angle into the path of the guy who scored Rotherhams first goal, without this we would have drawn!" fumed a angry CT:mad:
"Don't worry though, Darren "Dazzler" Holloway will be back into the starting 11 at Oldham on Boxing Day, things are looking up now!" enthused Todd!:D
"I've realised it wasn't the fans fault for todays defeat to Rotherham, i've decieded it was because a Chinaman at the otherside of the World slammed down his toilet seat too hard, this in turn swept a gentle breeze across the globe which resulted in the ball been diverted at a 30% angle into the path of the guy who scored Rotherhams first goal, without this we would have drawn!" fumed a angry CT:mad:
"Don't worry though, Darren "Dazzler" Holloway will be back into the starting 11 at Oldham on Boxing Day, things are looking up now!" enthused Todd!:D