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06-16-2008, 09:49 AM
DAILY MIRROR:
David Villa, locked in a three-way £25million battle between Chelsea, Real Madrid and Barcelona, insists he wants to stay in Spain.
Barcelona are ready to make a £25million bid for Tottenham's want-away striker Dimitar Berbatov.
Bradford City's funday on Sunday was a great success, 121 people turned up and 7 season tickets were sold. Fan Veteran Panther got tipsy on Lambrini in her hip-flask and lapdanced for The primordial Lostboy.
Gareth Barry's proposed transfer to Liverpool moved closer last night after it emerged plans to hold a testimonial for him at Aston Villa had been shelved.
Greece midfielder Stelios is determined to stay in the Premier League next season.
Bradford will today hijack Kevin Ellisons proposed move to Stockport after being reassured 1st team football.
Harry Redknapp expects to complete the £8million capture of Peter Crouch in the next 48 hours and will then offer Nolberto Solano a Premier League lifeline.
Hull are homing in on a shock £2million deal for Plymouth's Peter Halmosi.
Leicester chairman Milan Mandaric is ready to sign Darren Moore from neighbours Derby.
Derby boss Paul Jewell has had a £250,000 offer for Stockport scoring sensation Liam Dickinson rejected.
THE SUN:
David Villa will snub Roman Abramovich by rejecting a multi-million pound move to Chelsea.
Bantams Bar have secured the signature of Carlsberg stand lower tier player Rambo. The 27 year old has been looking to make the switch from the cheap seats for some time now and subject to beer money & a medical the Boy George look-a-like will be in EXD on the opening day of the season.
David Bentley insists he wants to quit Blackburn this summer - whoever they appoint as boss.
Michael Boulding will join any no. of clubs according to sauces, no-one really knows who because he's on holiday and forgot his phone charger.
Wigan will have to top £5.5million to land Rennes centre-back John Mensah.
Coventry have agreed an undisclosed fee with AZ Alkmaar for their Iceland international Aron Gunnarsson.
DAILY STAR:
Alan Smith is shit.
David Villa will shun a £20million move to Chelsea if he can stay in Spain.
Harry Redknapp will follow his £8million capture of Peter Crouch by offering Nolberto Solano a Premier League lifeline.
Darren Moore will join Leicester leaving Stuart McCall to persue Robert Molanaar.
West Ham will have to fight off Fulham and Bolton for relegated Reading's £3million-rated James Harper.
DAILY EXPRESS:
Sir Alex Ferguson has confided to close friends that he would walk out on Manchester United if Cristiano Ronaldo was sold without his consent.
Party boy Joe Colbeck will join boyhood hero's L33ds Utd in a £300k deal.
England star David Bentley has confirmed he is looking to leave Blackburn this summer.
Barcelona are ready to use the relationship they have struck up with Tottenham to launch a raid for Dimitar Berbatov.
Sunderland manager Roy Keane is ready to stage an audacious summer bid to snatch Aiden McGeady from Celtic.
Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate has issued a hands-off warning to Liverpool over Stewart Downing.
Police were called at Bradfords funday when Red Book & Jimmy got into an arguement. The scuffle which saw the former sane man start shouting at himself about 'sauces' led to a full-on brawl, he punched himself several times before rolling on the floor yelling 'i'll kill you Redbook'. Dr Singh from Lynfield Mount said, split or dual personalities are not uncommon, however argueing with your own alter ego is odd. Jimmy/Redbook has been sectioned under the mental health act.
Burnley manager Owen Coyle has told Celtic they can forget about signing striker Kyle Lafferty unless they increase their offer.
Rangers must pay cash if they want Fulham's Steven Davis, as the London club have dropped their interest in Ibrox striker Daniel Cousin.
Deco last night gave the clearest hint yet he is about to follow Luiz Feliipe Scolari to Chelsea.
DAILY MAIL:
Manchester United are ready to resurrect their move for Tottenham's Dimitar Berbatov.
Inter Milan have been linked with a move for Arsenal and Holland striker Robin van Persie.
Mark Lawn signed for Bradford today after having trails in goal yesterday. The slimmer than Southall keeper is 'well chuffed'.
Arsenal hope to finally scare off AC Milan from Emmanuel Adebayor today while they're also interested in Real Madrid's Daniel Parajo.
Carson Yeung says he's interested in investing in West Brom after his failed bid to take over at Birmingham last year.
Bradford will sign Jay Jay Ockocha from Hull on a free.
DAILY RECORD:
Vladimir McWeiss insists he has been offered the Hearts job and will give Vladimir MacRomanov his answer today.
Pub team Rangers are on the trail of Argentina hardman Leandro Cufre as they try to solve their left-back problem.
German striker Andis McShala will finally complete his move to Dundee United this week
David Villa, locked in a three-way £25million battle between Chelsea, Real Madrid and Barcelona, insists he wants to stay in Spain.
Barcelona are ready to make a £25million bid for Tottenham's want-away striker Dimitar Berbatov.
Bradford City's funday on Sunday was a great success, 121 people turned up and 7 season tickets were sold. Fan Veteran Panther got tipsy on Lambrini in her hip-flask and lapdanced for The primordial Lostboy.
Gareth Barry's proposed transfer to Liverpool moved closer last night after it emerged plans to hold a testimonial for him at Aston Villa had been shelved.
Greece midfielder Stelios is determined to stay in the Premier League next season.
Bradford will today hijack Kevin Ellisons proposed move to Stockport after being reassured 1st team football.
Harry Redknapp expects to complete the £8million capture of Peter Crouch in the next 48 hours and will then offer Nolberto Solano a Premier League lifeline.
Hull are homing in on a shock £2million deal for Plymouth's Peter Halmosi.
Leicester chairman Milan Mandaric is ready to sign Darren Moore from neighbours Derby.
Derby boss Paul Jewell has had a £250,000 offer for Stockport scoring sensation Liam Dickinson rejected.
THE SUN:
David Villa will snub Roman Abramovich by rejecting a multi-million pound move to Chelsea.
Bantams Bar have secured the signature of Carlsberg stand lower tier player Rambo. The 27 year old has been looking to make the switch from the cheap seats for some time now and subject to beer money & a medical the Boy George look-a-like will be in EXD on the opening day of the season.
David Bentley insists he wants to quit Blackburn this summer - whoever they appoint as boss.
Michael Boulding will join any no. of clubs according to sauces, no-one really knows who because he's on holiday and forgot his phone charger.
Wigan will have to top £5.5million to land Rennes centre-back John Mensah.
Coventry have agreed an undisclosed fee with AZ Alkmaar for their Iceland international Aron Gunnarsson.
DAILY STAR:
Alan Smith is shit.
David Villa will shun a £20million move to Chelsea if he can stay in Spain.
Harry Redknapp will follow his £8million capture of Peter Crouch by offering Nolberto Solano a Premier League lifeline.
Darren Moore will join Leicester leaving Stuart McCall to persue Robert Molanaar.
West Ham will have to fight off Fulham and Bolton for relegated Reading's £3million-rated James Harper.
DAILY EXPRESS:
Sir Alex Ferguson has confided to close friends that he would walk out on Manchester United if Cristiano Ronaldo was sold without his consent.
Party boy Joe Colbeck will join boyhood hero's L33ds Utd in a £300k deal.
England star David Bentley has confirmed he is looking to leave Blackburn this summer.
Barcelona are ready to use the relationship they have struck up with Tottenham to launch a raid for Dimitar Berbatov.
Sunderland manager Roy Keane is ready to stage an audacious summer bid to snatch Aiden McGeady from Celtic.
Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate has issued a hands-off warning to Liverpool over Stewart Downing.
Police were called at Bradfords funday when Red Book & Jimmy got into an arguement. The scuffle which saw the former sane man start shouting at himself about 'sauces' led to a full-on brawl, he punched himself several times before rolling on the floor yelling 'i'll kill you Redbook'. Dr Singh from Lynfield Mount said, split or dual personalities are not uncommon, however argueing with your own alter ego is odd. Jimmy/Redbook has been sectioned under the mental health act.
Burnley manager Owen Coyle has told Celtic they can forget about signing striker Kyle Lafferty unless they increase their offer.
Rangers must pay cash if they want Fulham's Steven Davis, as the London club have dropped their interest in Ibrox striker Daniel Cousin.
Deco last night gave the clearest hint yet he is about to follow Luiz Feliipe Scolari to Chelsea.
DAILY MAIL:
Manchester United are ready to resurrect their move for Tottenham's Dimitar Berbatov.
Inter Milan have been linked with a move for Arsenal and Holland striker Robin van Persie.
Mark Lawn signed for Bradford today after having trails in goal yesterday. The slimmer than Southall keeper is 'well chuffed'.
Arsenal hope to finally scare off AC Milan from Emmanuel Adebayor today while they're also interested in Real Madrid's Daniel Parajo.
Carson Yeung says he's interested in investing in West Brom after his failed bid to take over at Birmingham last year.
Bradford will sign Jay Jay Ockocha from Hull on a free.
DAILY RECORD:
Vladimir McWeiss insists he has been offered the Hearts job and will give Vladimir MacRomanov his answer today.
Pub team Rangers are on the trail of Argentina hardman Leandro Cufre as they try to solve their left-back problem.
German striker Andis McShala will finally complete his move to Dundee United this week