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Rambo
03-08-2008, 10:25 AM
For those of you who appreciate the acid tongue of the legend that is Gene:


"She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot"

"He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course"

"faker than a trannys fanny"

"You're not the one who is going to have to knit himself a new arsehole after 25 years of aggressive male love in prison"

"Slower then a spastic in a magnet factory".

"They reckon you've got concussion - but personally, I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't ever waltz into my kingdom playing king of the jungle"


"Y'know, I'd listen to the snot in my hankie before I'd listen to you."


Gene Hunt: "I think you've forgotten who you're talking to."

Sam Tyler: "An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding? "

Gene Hunt: "You make that sound like a bad thing."

panther
03-08-2008, 10:33 AM
He is quality... so politically incorrect he is like a breath of fresh air.. roflmao:

cartmanbantam
03-08-2008, 11:00 AM
From this weeks.....Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Twat jump:

Carty

Parrot
03-08-2008, 11:27 AM
If we had more cops like him now the streets would be a lot safer! :(