bricking it

[BBB]

Just think this time tomorrow we can be all but down with a gap of 7 points with 3 games left.jawdrop:

Yes i know we could be 1 point behind with 3 games left but doesnt it just put a huge lump in your throat to know we may well be completely fooked :wet:

[Mallorcabantam]

Oh eck -- or words to that effect :wet:

[tony d]

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Agent Smith....Why, Bradford City fans? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, City fans. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as League One itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, City fans. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Bradford City fans that remain? Why? Why do you persist?

City Fans: Because we fooking choose to. GAME FOOKING ON.. WE ARE STAYING UP SAID WE ARE STAYING UP!!!...

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[Mallorcabantam]

Great Pics tup:

[BBB]

yeah can really see the ground like that for the Millwall game:rolleyes: only it will be full of L**ds fans intent on creating havoc.

[tony d]

Or!!

The final few minutes are being played as City entertain Milwall on what could be make or break for the team....City are leading 1-0 and must win to stay up..Injury time is being played...

Parrot...Matt
Matt.. Yes, Parrot....
Parrot... I'm scared, mate
Matt: I'm scared too,lads
Parrot... I'm the last of the tiddly-winking leapfroggers from the golden summer of 1979. I don't want to go to Macclesfield... I'm really not over keen on Macclesfield at all, Matt.
Matt.. How are you feeling, Jimmy?
Jimmy.. Ahm- not all that good, Matty. Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show, go back to work at Hugeous noeseous and Sons bragging about us staying up, keep wicket for the Odsal Gentlemen, marry Doris. Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: "Bugger".
Matt..Well, quite.
[Outside the Bantams bar: "Get into em fook em up, get into em fook em up, :rolleyes: "]
Matt..: Come on, come on, let's move.
[at the door, Matt..turns to Parrot...]
Matt.... Don't forget your dustbin lid sunglasses Parrot...
Parrot... Rather, Matty. Wouldn't want to face Milwall without these.
[they walk into the sacred kop, waiting for the final whistle - suddenly there is silence - the match seems to stop]
Jimmy.. I say, listen - play has stopped.
Parrot... You don't think...
Jonny.. Perhaps the game's over. Perhaps it's safety and League One again next year..
Jimmy... Thank God. We lived through it. The Relegation Threat, 2006/7.
(Jimmy, Jonny, Parrot: Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!)
Matt.. I'm afraid not. The game has stopped because they have just got a penalty. Not even the Football League after all our Admins are mad enough to let us stay up. They feel it's more sporting to see us drop at the very last.
Parrot... So, we are, in fact, going down. This is, as they say, it?
Matt.. Yes, unless I can think of something very quickly.
[a voice shouts 'COME ON CIIIIIIITTTTYYY.' They all step forward]
Jonny...There's a nasty smell from this ref, Matty. That bloke could hurt us if he doesn't start getting things right.
[another call: "Get ready" - they put their hands on their eyes and pray]
Jonny...I have a plan, Matty.
Matt..: Really Jonny? A cunning and subtle one?
Jonny..Yes, Matt.
Matt..: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Jonny..: Yes, Matt.
[Ref gets ready to blow for the penalty to be taken]
Matt..: Well, I'm afraid it's too late. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be a mad dwarf loving terrorist. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?
[The whistle blows they all look at each other then to the game..]
Matt..: Good luck, everyone.
[The ref blows his whistle, there is a roar boos echoing from the City fans the penalty taker steps up then..........................??????]

[mrsjdtobe]

roflmao:


Matt doesn't attend matches any more! Plus as of the last match Jonny goes outside to watch the match! :eek:

[tony d]

roflmao:


Matt doesn't attend matches any more! Plus as of the last match Jonny goes outside to watch the match! :eek:

Don't spoil my story ....tdwn: :mad: :poo: jump: jump:

That is going to happen :chatter: :rolleyes: jump:

[DutchBantam]

Wonderful stuff Tony. jump:

I was fairly :wet:

[Parrot]

:D tup:

You got too much time on your hands though T, get a hobby mate ;)

[Dr Wisey]

course we can still stay up and do it in style by winning the last 4 games
................................hummmmmmmmmmmmmm.. ..hummmmmmmm......

[tony d]

:D tup:

You got too much time on your hands though T, get a hobby mate ;)

Mere Matrix and Blackadder goes fourth cut and pastes with some artistic changes in the Blackadder one lol..

Of course it is good though ...whatever did you expect lol:sorry:

[Parrot]

Mere Matrix and Blackadder goes fourth cut and pastes with some artistic changes in the Blackadder one lol..

Of course it is good though ...whatever did you expect lol:sorry:

Thought the Matrix/agent Smith was quite good from you actually :D

[Spoonhead]

Quality T! tup: