C&B FC v Hardly Athletic - report

[Jantje]

Tonight at a freezing cold & snowy goals, the team gained another victory to go clear of the bottom 2. Quick goals from JPH got the lads off to a great start and they were always comfortable in tricky conditions using the ball well.
Despite letting some sloppy goals in including a special backpass from Parader Paul through KB's legs they maintained a healthy scoring rate to run out winners by 16-7.
JPH led the way with 6 followed by Paul with 4. JD and Parader also weighed in with 3 each to complete the scoring.
JPH continued his fine form and 'power shooting';) to take the MoM award.

[Joe_Brett]

Well Done C&B...Good to see a win for once :D

I didn't go because i didn't know wether it was on or not so decided not to turn up :p

[panther]

Well done fellas !! keep it up !

[JPH]

The P in my name stands for Power:rolleyes:
I suppose we did a job tonight, nothing special, but job done:D
Was a strong backpass by parader, and took a terrible bobble/caught in the wind to get throught the legs of KB (couldn't stop a pig in a passage:p )
Third from bottom is still enough to stay up, maybe play the so called 'football team'tup: next season!
Well done to the supporters, loyal as ever in the artic conditionsjump:

[Joe_Brett]

I'm a supporter JP......but i wasn't in the arctic conditions ;)

[BantamMenace]

Well done lads good victory and good for the goal differance, Joe u have to turn up to be a true supporter mate, I was there!

Wonder what happened to the worlds greatest 5-a-side player Oliverson?
All talk by the looks of things.

Well done C & B hopefully you can string a few results 2geva now and try push for the top half.

[oliverson]

I've made my excuses for not turning up tonight direct to the man that matters; Billy. Suffice to say that bad time management on my part and the elements were the active efficient factors. Gutted that I spent all my c&b gambling credits on me scoring the first goal. Any chance of a refund fella's? Entirely unforseen circumstances after all! Seriously.

[Joe_Brett]

Joe u have to turn up to be a true supporter mate

I've Turned up on cold nights before ;)

[Spoonhead]

Any chance of a top scorer update JS? I'm desperate to win that!
Like a true team man I was willing JP and Paul to miss when I was off the field as JS and Edwin will testify!:p:Djump:

[Garlic Breath]

I've made my excuses for not turning up tonight direct to the man that matters; Billy. Suffice to say that bad time management on my part and the elements were the active efficient factors. Gutted that I spent all my c&b gambling credits on me scoring the first goal. Any chance of a refund fella's? Entirely unforseen circumstances after all! Seriously.


Naaaahhhh....when you've spent all week bigging yourself up to everyone on here you really ought to have the spunk to tell the world and not just hide behind private messages...thats too BB to be any good mate.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:..

<shame there aint that funny wanker icon anymore>

[NormanCorner]

Olly bottlled it???......well I never

[Jantje]

Latest goalking chart for C&B FC stands as follows

Paul - 15
JD - 14
JPH - 11
Dave - 3
Parader - 3
Rambo -1

[Yeadon Bantam]

Adie- 0

[tony d]

I've made my excuses for not turning up tonight direct to the man that matters; Billy. Suffice to say that bad time management on my part and the elements were the active efficient factors. Gutted that I spent all my c&b gambling credits on me scoring the first goal. Any chance of a refund fella's? Entirely unforseen circumstances after all! Seriously.

Fair play fellas it was a rather large snow flake that fell on and trapped the poor little guy....

Even when he struggled free imagine the sheer weight of his perm now it was a frozen block of ice ffs...

Leave the fella alone. I understand Ollie!!!!!....jump:

[European Bob]

well done lads, it would appear that third's a minimum for you all now maybe some mid table action for you this year.

[1911]

Well Done C&B...Good to see a win for once :D

I didn't go because i didn't know wether it was on or not so decided not to turn up :p


Joe was in Morrisions shopping buying some crayons and a colouring book ;)

You were spotted Joe!

Don't make excuses fella ;) ;) tup:

[Jantje]

Its a 7pm kick off again next week lads against BD2 Lets Have a Do, get along & cheer the lads on!!!!! Joe!!!

[Yeadon Bantam]

There's a rumour there's a new signing for next week!

[Spoonhead]

Sorry I played shit this week chaps, I was on the job an hour before kick off tup:! Couldn't be arsed!
Glad I've got a week off football now to be honest. A bit of a breather and I'll be back to my usual deadly self.:rolleyes:
Good luck all teams next week.

[Superfatbantam]

Sorry I played shit this week chaps, I was on the job an hour before kick off tup:! Couldn't be arsed!
Glad I've got a week off football now to be honest. A bit of a breather and I'll be back to my usual deadly self.:rolleyes:
Good luck all teams next week.

Tut tut. A true professional would not have sex 24 hours before a game let alone an hour. that means that Golli Doll can book you in for Fridays and Saturdays but your heavy schedule means it's celibacy for the rest of the week. You are officially docked a week's wages.

[Parrot]

Who said he was "on the job" with Golli Doll?:rolleyes: ....Im sure she was on here a hour before kick off....maybe Johnny boy n Tonyd were bang at it sex: after watching Bridget Jones together???love: :D

[tony d]

maybe Johnny boy n Tonyd were bang at it sex: after watching Bridget Jones together???love: :D

WTF are you fooking on about??? What has Jonny sniff sniff D being shitter than normal at footy got to do with me....

No wonder i hadly come on here anymore ffs....Yawwwwwwwnnnnnn!!tdwn:

[Superfatbantam]

Jonny d and tony d....hmmm something they already have in common!

[Parrot]

WTF are you fooking on about??? What has Jonny sniff sniff D being shitter than normal at footy got to do with me....

No wonder i hadly come on here anymore ffs....Yawwwwwwwnnnnnn!!tdwn:

roflmao: ....I love it when you talk like that T.....soooo masterfultup:

[Garlic Breath]

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Some truth in the rumours then.