Another disaster

[Loyalish2]

I can't say I'm having much luck on the food front at the moment.

Tonight it was La Rue for Rlasses birthday. Not being very hungry I passed on the starter but the missus thought her salmon, spinach, boiled egg tart thingy was lovely.

The problems started at 10.15 when the main courses arrived(sat at our table at 9.05). After enjoying two mouthfuls of my 'well done' sirloin steak and commenting how nice it was, as I cut into the main part of the steak I was horrified to see copious amounts of cows blood seeping out of it. How I stopped myself from barfing I'll never know. How the f**k people eat 'rare' steak with blood oozing out of it is beyond my comprehension. They might as well enter a field with a machete, hack a piece off the nearest beast and eat the fooker while the animal's still breathing.

[Garlic Breath]

My step-father likes his meat like that...I think its called "blue".... :eek:

[Spoonhead]

I like my steaks quite rare. Very tasty!

[panther]

fpmsl.....

Loyal ! after our conversation yesterday and this experience, have you thought of going back to take-aways ? either that or Fish & Chips !! lol

[madridbantam]

if theres no blood theres no taste!

[baldbantam]

I wander up to cows grazing in fields and take bites out of them.

[Garlic Breath]

What part of the Bible is that from then?;)

[Joe_Brett]

Never tasted steak like that....

[Parrot]

I wander up to cows grazing in fields and take bites out of them.

Shouldn't your sexual experiences be in the adult section Baldy?:rolleyes:

[Garlic Breath]

Do we really wanna know Parrot?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: jawdrop:

[mrsjdtobe]

Did you take pictures Baldie??

[Tarty]

Did you take pictures Baldie??


By the sounds of it Baldy has been getting turned on watching animal farmjawdrop:

[Zonnebloem]

I wander up to cows grazing in fields and take bites out of them.


You mean you like your steak on the rare side.

I used to think steak should be brown all the way through. Now I am sure a good steak needs a very pink runny interior.

Just eaten magret de canard (duck) very bloody but tasty.

[Garlic Breath]

Duck was actually the only meat I enjoyed before I became a Vegetarian...chrispy Duck with Ho Sin Sauce.....lovelytup: tup: tup:
Gone but not forgotton:cool:

[Dr Wisey]

I'd rather have a Dover Sole than something with blood ooozinnnnnng from it

my piles have now shrunk you will be glad to know and the days of itchysmellyitis are but a memory.

[ernie06]

You can actually taste the diference in the meat when you eat it blue.

Which is always my preference

Why have all the goodness cooked out of it - then cover it in pepper sauce????

A proper aberdeen angus steak - wipe it's arse cut off its horns and show it the grill - then slaughter it before you put it on my plate - although the slaughter bit is optional mmmmmmmmmmmm

Proper food.

[tony d]

I wander up to cows grazing in fields and take bites out of them.

I used to go cow tipping when pished up on the way back to camp...Great game....

Takes three of you to tip one of the buggers too....jump:

BTW i thought for a minute after reading the title that i had missed a C&B game .......

Phew.....

[king billy]

Depends on the cut of meat!!....

Fillet as a muscle does hardly any work, because of this its very tender and usually fat free - it needs to be eaten rare or medium.....you loose any taste by overcooking fillet and because its so tender it doesn't even need cooking - steak tartare anyone? (tried it once wasn't impressed but each to their own)

Sirloin or T-bone/Ribeye is slightly tougher but the toughness of the meat is normally made up for by the marbled fat running through it which means it too is very tender and shouldn't be overcooked - i like it medium!!

Rump steak is the one steak which can be given a bit of stick, its the toughest of the steak cuts because as a muscle its done the most work, because of this cooking it longer helps to break down the tissues, tenderising it and i normally have it medium/well done.....

Tougher muscle - more taste - more cooking
Less tough muscle - less taste (even less if you overcook) - less cooking

[Garlic Breath]

I find every comment on this thread absolutely disgusting and abhor ant....Dont worry I'm not gonna preach.....just having my say as is my right.tup:

[lee]

I don't eat beef, it's too expensive and not very nice anyway. I occassionally get it minced for homemade burgers but thats about it. The thought of blood oozing out makes me gip to be honest. And when I have eaten steaks or cuts of beef they're usually frazzled into tasting like damp cardboard. There will be a compromise somewhere but I don't fancy experimenting to find it...

[European Bob]

i think if you ask any chef they'll tell you that the best way to eat steak is rare. as rare as possible i say, i urge anyone who hasn't tried it rare to just give it a go i promise you you'll eventually start to eat your steak rare.

i love venison

[Garlic Breath]

This thread needs someone to bat for the other side on this issue to balance things out a bit.
It should be me but tbh I cant be assed anymore as I'll just get drowned out and slagged out with infantile insults.:rolleyes:
I wonder who's gonna be the first to die from Bird Flu....wont be metup: tup: tup:

[Tarty]

I wonder who's gonna be the first to die from Bird Flu....wont be metup: tup: tup:

Bet Bernard Mathews isn't thinking its "Bootiful" this morning :D

[Tarty]

http://www.bowblog.com/archives/images/lemsip_bird_flu_360.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

I'd boot his fucking face the murdering bastard:mad:

[ernie06]

This thread needs someone to bat for the other side on this issue to balance things out a bit.
It should be me but tbh I cant be assed anymore as I'll just get drowned out and slagged out with infantile insults.
I wonder who's gonna be the first to die from Bird Flu....wont be me
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloody hell its bad enough fighting the homophobes on here as well as doing battle with VEGGIE's

AND all along ALL ive said there is nothing wrong with a bit of Prime Beef!!!! - two Birds with one stone....

Can you get Bird Flu by eating BEEF - Pigs Fly not cows - should that not be BSE????? ( Best Steak EVER)

[Garlic Breath]

I wont catch Bird Flu either Ernest as I dont eat Poultry.:rolleyes: ......meat is meat regardless of its colour and murder is murder....shit I'm going on again.:rolleyes:
Maybe you should do the Veggie bit as you bat for the other side dont you?;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[king billy]

I'm sure i've seen you wear leather shoes Prawny....:rolleyes:

Can you skin an animal whilst its still alive nowadays?....:eek: :rolleyes:

[Garlic Breath]

Simple answer....I'm not a Vegan so I can wear leather garments like tight black leather trousers.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Rambo]

Simple answer....I'm not a Vegan so I can wear leather garments like tight black leather trousers.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

And llama coats.................



http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/images/0604/llama.JPG

[king billy]

So in other words - you rely on us to eat meat so you can satisfy your need to wear leather?....

Hypocrite my friend!! ;)

[ernie06]

I hold my bat right down the middle - as well you know from our frequent discussions in Rimmers.

maybe thats why I eat meat ????? - as opposed to fish ( which as you also know is a gay term for the female genatalia)

man is a hunter / preditor - Animals (food ) are mass produced to be exactly that FOOD.

BUT I support your right to go Vaggie..

[Garlic Breath]

Yeh whatever:rolleyes:

[tony d]

Yeh whatever:rolleyes:

Hypocrite...

You are just the same as a born again christian, ex smoker or any other blah blah blah man who once did but now hides behind the "It's wrong cos i no longer do it brigade"

Added directly to my "Things so boring that paint watches it dry" folder....

Do you just get bird flu btw from eating said product?????? Well i must be reading the wrong literature too....

[Garlic Breath]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah....boring boring boring blah blah blah..cant be assed with you anymore you're so predictable...blah blah blah...whatever:rolleyes:

[BaselBantam]

Simple answer....I'm not a Vegan so I can wear leather garments like tight black leather trousers.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

So farming mink for fur coats is OK as long as nobody eats them?

I have no issue with people becoming vegetarian for health reasons or because they don't like the taste of meat, but to me if you are a veggie for moral reasons then you should be a vegan. It's either moral to exploit animals for your benefit or it isn't.

If the world was to stop animal exploitation should all the culled domesticated animals just be burnt or would we be allowed to eat them until they were extinct?

[king billy]

So farming mink for fur coats is OK as long as nobody eats them?

I have no issue with people becoming vegetarian for health reasons or because they don't like the taste of meat, but to me if you are a veggie for moral reasons then you should be a vegan. It's either moral to exploit animals for your benefit or it isn't.

Good post - thats my exact point!!

Prawny for all the best intentions is very passionate about his veggi-ism and fair play to him, but he's a bit naive when it comes to arguing his case/point....

I mean why does this thread need to be "balanced" in the 1st place (PK's words) - do we need to invite a group of asians on to "balance" the Bradford riots thread too?....:rolleyes:

When you have the substance and argument to back up what you spout on about PK you'll have my ear, i'll listen to what you have to say with an open mind - but you either need to do a lot more research on what you preach, either that or stop preaching to people who have no intention of being converted!!.....;)

[Garlic Breath]

I'll have my say wheather you like it or not...you have yours and I dont agree with some of what you say but that dont stop you.
I dont need or want or have to have "your ear" on anything.....apart from on a stick;)
Its getting better though......from ignorant to naive...keep trying and you may have "my ear" for some of the claptrap you go on about.

By the way Baselbantam...I'm a Veggie due to health reasons and not actuall liking the taste of meat then ethical reasons comes a poor third.
If you dont like the taste of Semen you dont suck cock do you?tup:

[king billy]

I'm a Veggie due to health reasons

You denied that very point when i brought it up on the last thread.....:rolleyes:

[ernie06]

oh i dont know.... its got lots of calcium which is good for the bones :-)

[Garlic Breath]

I have never denyed it...you're making it out as though I have to justify myself to you people...which of course I dont.
Do you justify every thing you say on here?

[king billy]

When you make big statements on here criticising others for eating meat - then you do have to justify em mate - especially as its you that brings it up in the 1st place!!....tup:

[Garlic Breath]

I dont agree with the eating of meat..so what......but its ok for everyone who does eat the stuff to start a thread glorifying it....but its not ok for me to have my say on said thread..
You're starting to sound like a Fascist.
I'm not trying to "convert" anyone..I'm mearly having my say but hell I'm fooking sorry for having it on the wrong thread eh.

I now understand what its like to be part of a minority that swims against the common opinion.......

[Parrot]

I dont agree with the eating of meat..so what......but its ok for everyone who does eat the stuff to start a thread glorifying it....but its not ok for me to have my say on said thread..
You're starting to sound like a Fascist.
I'm not trying to "convert" anyone..I'm mearly having my say but hell I'm fooking sorry for having it on the wrong thread eh.

I now understand what its like to be part of a minority that swims against the common opinion.......

Prawny, you could turn to Islam for spiritual gratification:rolleyes: .....Or even better, you could just join the BNP insteadtup: ....You know it makes sense:D

[Garlic Breath]

Parrot....if you make big,grand sweeping statements like that you must justify yourself to Gruppenfurher Barnes.:rolleyes:

[BaselBantam]

By the way Baselbantam...I'm a Veggie due to health reasons and not actuall liking the taste of meat then ethical reasons comes a poor third.

But you tend to try to take the moral high ground in these discussions. OK you might give a graphic description of a meat-eater's colon on the health benefit sided but more often than not you take the Meat is Murder line. You have said before that your choice now is no longer health related (even changing your diet to avoid fish).

I find every comment on this thread absolutely disgusting and abhorantI'd boot his fucking face the murdering bastardmeat is meat regardless of its colour and murder is murder
I appreciate that much of what you write here is tongue in cheek but the quotes above tend more towards a moral argument that anything else.

Don't get me wrong I don't think that vegetarianism is wrong. I don't eat that much meat and I'd rather have some tasty veggie food that a lump of boring meat.

If you dont like the taste of Semen you dont suck cock do you?tup:No, but I'm not going to talk people out of sucking mine...

[Parrot]

Parrot....if you make big,grand sweeping statements like that you must justify yourself to Gruppenfurher Barnes.:rolleyes:

I answer to no one on here Prawny:mad: ....well only to the Gimp who threatened to ban me for having a different opinion about the attractiveness of Mosques:rolleyes:

I now know how it feels to recieve threatening pms:( ....Couldn't sleep Saturday night ffs!tdwn:

[Garlic Breath]

Cg's been at it again then eh?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Look for the 1,000,000th time........I dont eat meat or fish because:I dont like the taste of it and it got to boring me....I have a certain digestive disorder that is calmed down by not eating meat(fish dont come into it here see reason 1)....and reason 3 is I just dont agree with the way that animals are treated in order to give us food.
What is so hard to understand about this?....oh and do I insist that all you meat eaters justify your reasons for doing so?

I'll tell you this though....since I became a Vegetarian I have never felt better...fitter,stronger and fooking healthier. I need less sleep than ever and can masturbate for longer.tup:
My skin is never pale and sqalid..its full of rays and vigour. My shite is more together and regular although it really stinks when I drop me guts but that I can live with and besides its funny as fuck shoving Sharrons head under the sheets when I've let one go.tup: tup:
I have no regrets and will stay this way till they put me in the ground so please dont anyone tell me its wrong cos to me its one of the best things I have ever done.
Wisey is into it barring the fish and he's no idiot.

[king billy]

Basels right Prawny - ITS YOU that takes the moral high ground on this subject (or trys to) - not me or anyone else!!

Read back the stuff you've posted - you come out guns blazing - then when someone starts challenging you back you shrink away blaming them, calling em fascists or giving em stick.....if you don't want to discuss the issue - stop fookin boring us with it.....:rolleyes:

[king billy]

Cg's been at it again then eh?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Look for the 1,000,000th time........I dont eat meat or fish because:I dont like the taste of it and it got to boring me....I have a certain digestive disorder that is calmed down by not eating meat(fish dont come into it here see reason 1)....and reason 3 is I just dont agree with the way that animals are treated in order to give us food.
What is so hard to understand about this?....oh and do I insist that all you meat eaters justify your reasons for doing so?

STOP GIVING STICK TO PEOPLE WHO DO EAT MEAT THEN....

Jeez - WTF's wrong with you? Are you pissed or sommat today?.....:confused:

[Garlic Breath]

Gruppenfurher ...you're so far up your own arse that you fail to see that when I come out "guns blazing" its tongue in cheek...you know like the one gay in the village that is over the top and in your face BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE!
I seem to remember we nearly fell out over this very subject a couple of weeks ago.....I can argue the point all fucking week if thats what you want and shrink away from nothing.........its just that there's some folk you just can argue with as they are so closed off.......thats why I dont bother with it and that dont say that I am "naive or ignorant" as you say.

[king billy]

You know i respect your views, just don't like the way you take the high ground and criticise others who don't share em dude!!....tup:
One of the reasons i won't give smokers stick is because when i were a full timer i knew the pleasure it gave.....why not let others enjoy their meat if they want to being an ex carnivore yourself?.....tup:

[tony d]

Great thread and i love the "i do it tongue in cheek " part...Nice side step...

[Dr Wisey]

Smokers are a pest in public places - would they like me to fart all over their clothes expressing how pleasurable it was :-)...................actually that aint a bad idea..............next time i see Panther then!

[mrsjdtobe]

Wisey, why do you have an obsession with shit and farts?? :D

[Tarty]

Basels right Prawny - ITS YOU that takes the moral high ground on this subject (or trys to) - not me or anyone else!!

Read back the stuff you've posted - you come out guns blazing - then when someone starts challenging you back you shrink away blaming them, calling em fascists or giving em stick.....if you don't want to discuss the issue - stop fookin boring us with it.....:rolleyes:

clap: clap: clap:

[mrsjdtobe]

Why are you clapping Pob?

roflmao: jump:

[Tarty]

Why are you clapping Pob?

roflmao: jump:

I'm just agreeing with KB for once

[Garlic Breath]

More like you're clapping cos you've just found out you can use them for things other than playing with yourself.:D
Keep it up Dean...one day you may take my place in the Clique.:rolleyes:

[tony d]

More like you're clapping cos you've just found out you can use them for things other than playing with yourself.:D

What ??? He uses smileys to play with himself??? How does he do that then????

Stay off the smokes matetup: tup: ...

[Garlic Breath]

I did'nt know there was a Mod on tonight.:rolleyes: ...but Sgt Stalker is obviously.
Have you worked out how to swap accounts in the quiz yet Einstein?;) FRONFPML OUTFOOKING LOUD:D :D

[tony d]

I did'nt know there was a Mod on tonight.:rolleyes: ...but Sgt Stalker is obviously.
Have you worked out how to swap accounts in the quiz yet Einstein?;) FRONFPML OUTFOOKING LOUD:D :D

Who won you on both games today btw????? 10/10 on both??????

[Garlic Breath]

You didtup: ...bet you've had Spam for tea as well.

[tony d]

You didtup: ...bet you've had Spam for tea as well.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... Well thought out response as always old man...


I actually had a large steak medium rare with boiled potatoes, and winter vegetables....

Tomorrow i am having some nice venison my mate killed a bit back.... Which is actually true and not just a wind up as you may think...

[panther]

And I'm having a go at Loyal when I see him next ! fancy starting this off again !! lol

He wont have even noticed, I bet !

[Loyalish2]

I don't know pant, all this 'todo' over a bloody steak! :rolleyes:

[Garlic Breath]

Sgt Slaughter went in for the kill...friendly fire I think not.:rolleyes: