Vegetarianism (split from 'Chino Thai')

[Garlic Breath]

Are you not Vegetarian anymore Helen?:mad: :mad: :mad:

[king billy]

Are you not Vegetarian anymore Helen?:mad: :mad: :mad:

Why should she be?

I had a veggie sausage sandwhich for my brekkie on Saturday - never again.....i could feel the female hormones as soon as i started digesting it.....a few weeks of that and i'd have started wearing knitted jumpers, dungarees and sandals and acting like a fag - like the majority of veggies do!!....:eek:

[Rambo]

Why should she be?

I had a veggie sausage sandwhich for my brekkie on Saturday - never again.....i could feel the female hormones as soon as i started digesting it.....a few weeks of that and i'd have started wearing knitted jumpers, dungarees and sandals and acting like a fag - like the majority of veggies do!!....:eek:

I disagree with you on this one KB.

Our lass indoors is making me go on this Weight Watchers diet with her as a way of "supporting" her through it.

She has bought meat free sausages and meat free mince as these products have less calories in them.

Admittedly, when she presented this to me after the saturday shop at Morribags I couldnt help but turn my nose up at the notion of "gay food", but when I sampled the meat substitute I was pleasantly surprised. In fact, I'm having a meat free chilli tonight.

Dont get me wrong, real meat tastes nicer, but as a healthy alternative, I think meat-free could be a thing for the future.

Well done PK for your foresight in the matter

[Garlic Breath]

What the fuck brought that onslaught on Matty Lad?.....you seem to slag off the Veggie way of life whilst all the time chucking bad stuff down your rozzer.
I have no regrets whatsoever about becoming a "yogurt knitting faggy bastard" as after 40 odd years of abusing my body in various legal and illegal ways I now at the age of 44.5 feel better than ever.
Im thinner,leaner,healthier and fitter than at any point in my life since my mid teens. Some of this I can attribute to the Veggie way of life and some to my gruelling fitness regime.
You my non Police Porkieman seem to mix the odd fruit smoothie and eat the odd organic meal and you fucking dare to critize my way of livingjawdrop:
Instead of slagging off Vegetarianism all the time why not see what its really like....I dont mean the crap stuff offered in restaurants or at Morrisons ect ect........get a babysitter...get some beers and drag yourself and Sarah round to ours one time and sample with us what we eat. If after that you are still in your present frame of mind then I will bow to your cynicism.

[king billy]

Don't give me that crap Prawny - i'm well aware of the advantage/disadvantages of eating meat - and the fact of the matter is you do so because YOU HAD TO BECAUSE OF HEALTH REASONS - you'd still be eating meat with the rest of us had you been able to.....:rolleyes:

The point of my posting is that you put an angry face because it appears she's given up on being a veggie - why? Everyone is entitled to do and eat as they please mate!!
I go through phases of giving up red meat for a month here and there and eat much less meat - i have a balanced, healthy diet which includes meat - i too have never felt healthier or had as much energy, like everything else my friend MODERATION is the way!!....

[Parrot]

Why should she be?

I had a veggie sausage sandwhich for my brekkie on Saturday - never again.....i could feel the female hormones as soon as i started digesting it.....a few weeks of that and i'd have started wearing knitted jumpers, dungarees and sandals and acting like a fag - like the majority of veggies do!!....:eek:

What do you mean?...Prawny looked ok the other day selling these books at Swain House car boottup:
http://www.messyoptics.com/bird/Krishna.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

No mate thats where you're wrong...I gave up because I wanted to and not because of health reasons. Of course I can eat meat..Im human am I not?...I just choose not to thats all.
Admittedly the health aspect does come into the equation but its not the main reason.
I put a mad face on the post as Im dissapointed that anyone who has been a Veggie reverts to a meat way of life thats all. Each to their own and I respect that of course.
You know The Chemist of course and he is another example.He was a Veggie for 18 years then just went back to eating meat. I just dont understand that after all that time.:confused:

[king billy]

No mate thats where you're wrong...I gave up because I wanted to and not because of health reasons. Of course I can eat meat..Im human am I not?...I just choose not to thats all.
Admittedly the health aspect does come into the equation but its not the main reason.
I put a mad face on the post as Im dissapointed that anyone who has been a Veggie reverts to a meat way of life thats all. Each to their own and I respect that of course.
You know The Chemist of course and he is another example.He was a Veggie for 18 years then just went back to eating meat. I just dont understand that after all that time.:confused:

Probably because they realised that a healthy, balanced diet that includes meat - but in moderation is just as healthy as a non-meat diet!! tup: I know my food stuff too mate and you won't convince me otherwise ;)

The only reason i could see to give up meat is the moral reason - and that aint strong enough for me!!

Life's too short to give up the pleasures that one enjoys - as mentioned, a little of everything hurts no-one....i'm quite sure that giving up alcohol is beneficial for the body too - but why the fook would you want to give that pleasure up?....

[Serium]

Prawny- CALM DOWN AND HAVE A NICE BIG BACON SARNIE!! :D

[Garlic Breath]

The last time i ate red meat was in the restaurant besides Ripley Castle near Harrogate.
I had a meal that cost £35 quid just for the main course. It was a fillet of steak kind of thing. I've never seen meat like it dude and you know what...I ate about one tenth of it and sat back pushing it away......it bored me..I was just not interested....I did not want to eat it never mind spend all that money on it.
So in short I dont eat meat because it bores me...red meat does not agree with my insides....I dont agree with a living creature giving up its life to provide me with sustenance.
Thats 3 good reasons to become a Vegetarian and 2 more than I'd need. I dont know why you're taking this line with me...do you want a fight?:p

[Serium]

My dad's a butcher by trade you veggie scum barsteward :D

[king billy]

This may be of interest to you Prawny!!.....:eek: :D

http://www.communigate.co.uk/brad/ygv/index.phtml

[Parrot]

I bet you wish masterbation was as easy to give up eh Prawny?tup: ....Or have you cut down on this too now your not a real (meat eating) man?:rolleyes: :D

[Serium]

He said he's not a meat eating man, but he never said he wasn't a meat beating man!!

[Garlic Breath]

Adie...everyone beats their meat so dont let anyone tell you otherwise...I know these things its my job remember and there's no shame about admitting it.
Anyway back to the topic in hand. I used to get alot of abuse on here for my vegetarianism which up to a point was deserved. Folk pointed out to me that due to the fact that(at the time) I ate fish that I could not call myself a Vegetarian. This point I took on board and allied to the fact that I never really liked fish(Smoked Salmon apart) I have now happily ditched even this. So now I'm proud to be able to say that Iam a Ovo-Lacto Vegetarian which is an accepted form of Vegetarianism.
This of course means that I eat eggs and dairy products. I dont have an ethical problem with these things as nothing is killed to provide me with it. The egg question I covered in a previous thread so wont repeat it here.

I particularly like this quote from Pythagoras...."For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love."

I dont aim to convert anyone as what folk eat is indeed their own business...I'm just passionate about this subject.

To end with here is a link to a video to watch while you eat your tea tonight.

http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61678


Yeh I know many folk will have seen this kind of thing before but its still Food for thought indeed.

[Tarty]

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?




Salad shooter!

[Garlic Breath]

You really need to work on the humour Dean:rolleyes: ......................a lot!!

[Parrot]

Peter Kay must be shitting himself:D

[Garlic Breath]

What are your thoughts on Veggie bastards Parrot....serious question.

[Parrot]

What are your thoughts on Veggie bastards Parrot....serious question.

Each to their own I say;)....as long as they're not harming anyone, who gives:confused:....Prefer my ladies to enjoy the taste of meat passing their lips at least once a day liketup:.....FFS, your not thinking of joining the ALF are you?:D

[Garlic Breath]

ALF???....You're unbelievable:D

[Dr Wisey]

Having gone about 4 months now on a meat free diet, i admit to a slight weakening over christmas - I could not eat beef though or sausages - the wifey has got used to it now and made a fantastic veggie chilli on Saturday - i hate the meat subsutitutes as well with a passion - i mean what the f is the point of them ??????????????????????

I eat a lot of fish now, better for you and have cut down on dairy - okay okay i aint lost much weight but thats down to excercise - something else thats being addressed in the months ahead.

Why did i kid myself that i liked meat all these years when it was fish that i desired - there's life without it people - try it.

[Garlic Breath]

Dont bother putting your god thoughts on here Wisey...the "one smoothie a day" brigade will 'ave you.:rolleyes:

[Dr Wisey]

no doubt BB will be on my case asking what the difference is between slaying a fish for consumption or a pig/cattle/lamb - I can't answer that one other than to say it comes down to personal choice.

[Garlic Breath]

Let the unbelievers with potential bowel troubles scoff Wisey for they know not what they do...aye pity them as we shall grow stronger and they weaker.
Cast out from your being those who dare scoff and ridicule us Wisey. They are flesh consuming heathens who await the fate of intestinal hows your fathers in advanced years.
Let there be a blight of multicoloured shite on these poor fools Wisey.
Let them pray at the table of evil McDonald's and Burger King.
Let them fornicate and cavort for the pleasure of Mini Chef.
Oh the blissfully unaware amongst us doth not see the true path to enlightenment that is Vegetarianism.
But Wisey they will see the path when all is revealed in its own glory for this is the truth and we have seen it Brother.
You are but one step from pure redemption. It is a step I have traveled and you need not hold it in mortal fear.
Give up the fish Brother Williams and come join me for Falafel with Chilli sauce and a green side salad.tup:

[mrsjdtobe]

Are you not Vegetarian anymore Helen?:mad: :mad: :mad:

No I am not a veggie anymore. And I am now very happy with my new diet. tup:

I was a veggie for over a year and for most of that time I managed fine....I enjoy veggie mince dishes and veggie sausages and still have them sometimes even though I am no longer a veggie.

I enjoy food and felt the time was right to stop limiting the foods I could eat. When I was a veggie, food was a big issue. I had to be constantly thinking about what I could and couldn't eat. I had to suffer at many restuarants because they didn't cater sufficiently for veggies. This is even more of an issue when holidaying abroad. It became too difficult and time consuming.

After making the decision to eat meat again it felt as though a huge burden had been lifted and I could relax more. That may sound OTT but that is what it was like.

I did not enjoy the taste of meat to start with but that soon passed. I do not think about the meat while I am eating it; when I became a veggie it wasn't a moral choice tbh it was more out of conveinience and curiosity.

However, I now love meat and cannot get enough of it!! Sometimes wonder why I wasted a year not eating meat but I think I am making up for it now!! :D

Is that ok? :p

[Tarty]

However, I now love meat and cannot get enough of it!!

Yeah all the lads mentioned something like that ;)

[Dr Wisey]

follow the herd whilst the wise and the chosen ones take a different path :-)

[Garlic Breath]

In other words you did it to fit in with Nigelboy and now you dont have to you dont.;)
He wont like this you know.:D

[Parrot]

Let the unbelievers with potential bowel troubles scoff Wisey for they know not what they do...aye pity them as we shall grow stronger and they weaker.

So your blaming your IBS & weak anal muscles on eating meat?:confused:

Nowt to do with working 12 hour shifts at Rimmers eh?:rolleyes: tup:

[king billy]

My bowels are fine thanks Prawny!!

All my grandparents lived (or are still alive) to a ripe old age with no sign of bowel trouble - all meat eaters!!

Your arguments are weak - a moderated totally balanced diet including meat is by far and away the healthiest of diets - every single nutritional expert would back this up - you can have unhealthy veggie diets, just like you have unhealthy meat eating diets!! Not everyone who eats meat eats junk food you muppet....
Your argument is totally blown out of the water when you realise that there is not one top athlete who doesn't eat meat - you might feel fit and healthy during your 15 minutes at the gym each morning - but not everyone is a scrawny, frail old man my friend!....tup:
Like i say the only part of your argument that has basis and substance is the moral issue - the rest of what you say is in the main a load of shite!!

[Garlic Breath]

I'm 5 foot 8 and a half inches and weigh between 11 stones 5 lbs and 11 stones 10 lbs. Look it up on the net and you will find that by no stretch of anyones imagination am I "scrawny"
Now a simple question for one so simple.............define meat for me please...look it up if you have to but please give me a simple definition of what meat is....come on induldge me for a moment.....in laymans terms so that I can understand as I'm so obviously stupid.

[Parrot]

I'm 5 foot 8 and a half inches and weigh between 11 stones 5 lbs and 11 stones 10 lbs. Look it up on the net and you will find that by no stretch of anyones imagination am I "scrawny"
Now a simple question for one so simple.............define meat for me please...look it up if you have to but please give me a simple definition of what meat is....come on induldge me for a moment.....in laymans terms so that I can understand as I'm so obviously stupid.


Everyone knows what meat is Prawny;) ...Its what Cows are made out of!tup:

[Garlic Breath]

No parrot no...you misunderstand the question:rolleyes: ....I'll ask it again.........WHAT IS MEAT?....I mean what is it actually and not just a generalisation of fuckwitt standards.:rolleyes:

[Superfatbantam]

"Weigh between 11 stone 5 and 11 stone 10"

You fat basta......! :D

[Jantje simoen]

Meat is nicetup:

[Garlic Breath]

Superfatlad......an intelligent man such as yourself should know that it is as near as damm it an optimum weight for someone of my build and height.
Look it up if you dont believe me shortass;)

[Superfatbantam]

Whoosh! ;)

[Garlic Breath]

Close this thread Baldbantam as its clearly going nowhere........"Tools cannot be taught"

[Superfatbantam]

What's with the serious head on, PK?

[Garlic Breath]

I could construe the abuse I have taken over my beliefs as a form of racism....pity the poor fools as they know not what they are doing eh?

[Tarty]

You can't beat a good old
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/healthybreakfast/baconREX_350x250.jpg


With a helping of
http://www.gourmondo.de/pimgs/500/5000111001007.1.jpg

[tatt]

I now at the age of 44.5 feel better than ever.
Im thinner,leaner,healthier and fitter than at any point in my life since my mid teens. Some of this I can attribute to the Veggie way of life and some to my gruelling fitness regime.


Fucking Hell...... Prawny "gruelling fitness regime" PMSL it must be a different one to the one ya struggled with at Kents... 5mins on the treadmill...5 mins on the cross trainer while perving at the FAT ladies in lycra and you were knackered....lol

[Garlic Breath]

That was 3 years ago when I'd not done owt like that since leaving school.Now 3 years on I'd back myself against anyone on this board in strength or stamina....and yes Freaky Freddie that includes you.

[Superfatbantam]

Is vegetarianism a belief? I thought it was a lifestyle choice. Perhaps I am being ignorant.

[tatt]

That was 3 years ago when I'd not done owt like that since leaving school.Now 3 years on I'd back myself against anyone on this board in strength or stamina....and yes Freaky Freddie that includes you.



tee hee.... your havin a laugh ...how fast can ya do 10k in then ghandi

[Tarty]

tee hee.... your havin a laugh ...how fast can ya do 10k in then ghandi

Depends whattime the AccessBus Turns up :D

http://www.wymetro.com/NR/rdonlyres/56C25418-D500-4BAC-AA83-F503FD148C9E/0/DSC_0399.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

You'll of course tell me you can do it faster so whats the point...whats the fucking point.
A belief or lifestyle choice...whats the difference Im still taking a load of shit over what i believe in.....oh that makes it a belief does it not?

[Superfatbantam]

I can see a lot of banter and piss-take, not much abuse.

[tatt]

You'll of course tell me you can do it faster so whats the point...whats the fucking point.
A belief or lifestyle choice...whats the difference Im still taking a load of shit over what i believe in.....oh that makes it a belief does it not?


Yep ya prob right ...but dont forget ya 10 years older
and 2 stone heavier....lol

[mrsjdtobe]

Show me where you are taking a load of shit?!! You had a go at me for not being veggie and more and you have done it again today!!

In other words you did it to fit in with Nigelboy and now you dont have to you dont.;)
He wont like this you know.:D

Pretty much yes!! It was conveinient at the time but now it is not. And your point?? I am a busy person..I don't need extra pressure!!

And no he didn't like it but then you can't please everyone all of the time so I have decided to please myself :D

[Tarty]

And no he didn't like it but then you can't please everyone all of the time so I have decided to please myself :D

You bought a rampant rabbit then?

[tatt]

You bought a rampant rabbit then?

yep.... and it got thrown out in the Charity bag

[mrsjdtobe]

Jeez you have a good memory...I'm still waiting for my thruster!!

[Garlic Breath]

Read the thread and read the chatbox. I'd call that abuse when compared to me asking you a simple question yesterday. Thats all I did afterall dont you agree.
Then this morning I make a simple truthful observation which proved to hit the nail on the head.
Helen I really dont give a rats arse if you eat meat or not...or anyone else for that matter I was just enquiring why you've gone back to it thats all.
Does not the term "scrawny frail old man" amount to abuse Superfat?..thats just for starters.
Now if anyone wants an adult and constructive debate about Vegetarianism/meat eating then I will happily oblige.:rolleyes:

[tatt]

Jeez you have a good memory...I'm still waiting for my thruster!!


how many lines is there .....mmmmm

[European Bob]

i like them bean burgers at the leeds festival much better than the alleged meat ones! nice and hot too.

[Garlic Breath]

At least there's one person on here with some sense......I now know why I've always liked you Booshie.tup:

[Superfatbantam]

PK, I accept your point but people are winding you up and they know what buttons to press.

"Scrawny frail old man"....."Shortass"...what's the difference. Context is key and that was said by someone who you know, who you know is not being deliberately abusive and who followed it up with a tup: Likewise you used the term "shortass" for me and followed it up with a ;) - I didn't feel abused.

[Tarty]

mmmmm I fancy some of these tonight

http://www.zenreich.com/ZenWeb/images/porkchop3.JPG

[Garlic Breath]

Its too late Mark the pvm has already gone to BB.

[king billy]

That was 3 years ago when I'd not done owt like that since leaving school.Now 3 years on I'd back myself against anyone on this board in strength or stamina....and yes Freaky Freddie that includes you.

FPMSL, i've just nearly choked reading that......I checked the balance in my account this morning gym boy and i have nearly 2 grand - i promise you i'll give you every penny if you prove your stronger than me frail old man, and i don't go to no gym!!! tup:
In fact in all seriousness i'd be surprised if your stronger than a handfull of people on here and i honestly mean that!!

http://www.photofactory.nl/images%20medium/Cuba/Skinny%20man2.jpg

Have you been going on the sunbed at the gym too PK?....:eek:

[Tarty]

Here's Prawny after finishing the 10k run....unfortunatly he was stood infront of the days counter :D

http://photocdn.sohu.com/20050627/Img226097311.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

Join my Gym then and try and do waht I do.......oh sorry I forgot...you've tried that............for what was it....3 days or something..

"Nah aint got time"
"being a company dirctor i have to get to the office"
"I'll have a smoothie thans...just one mind as its all in the mind"
I'm in the mood for this now Matthew but sadly I dont have 2 grand to chuck around with a baby coming and all that but work something out and I'll take you on...whatever it may be....winner takes all....go for it.

[king billy]

The Gym was to loose some beef - i found that i could do that easily enough without spending over 40 nicka a month at the gym!!
Yep, i need to get my cardio vascular going again, i'm the 1st to admit that, and ill address that this year - i'm getting bored of walking the dog 2/3 miles every night, and its not really doing me any good anymore!! Last year i lost 3 stone, the year before i quit smoking so this year is getting fit year....tup:
Do you know what strength is tho? I'm not sure you actually do - pissing about perving at birds for 15 minutes 3 times a week doesn't build your strength up!! If you fancy my wager - Why not come meet the lads on site with me one day to prove this, bring some old clothes - and lets see how many bricks or how big a bucket of gobbo you can carry up the ladders - lets see if you can lift a "tallboy" chimney pot (they're about 7' tall) off the top of a chimneystack and carry it down the ladders eh?
You'd snap in two - i'm sure the lads would have a good old laugh at Ghandi trying his best to lift two bricks though!!!....tup:

I'm still laughing at your claim your stronger than everyone off here - you must have been smoking some seriously good shit this afternoon muscleman.....roflmao:

[Garlic Breath]

Come up with a suitable and realistic challenge and I will take you on. Stop muttering about "boys on site".
You dont get your hands dirty these days unless its Friday night.
Whats it gonna be..strength..stamina or speed.
I'll whup your fat ass at any of them so like I said...get real and stop wanking yourself off over thoughts of me chatting birds up.

[Tarty]

Here we see PK getting ready for KB's challange

http://www.gandhiserve.org/information/about_gandhiserve/gandhi.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

Lardass was right about one thing though Dean........you really do need to work on the humour...Ghandi was last years pisstake.

[king billy]

Come up with a suitable and realistic challenge and I will take you on. Stop muttering about "boys on site".
You dont get your hands dirty these days unless its Friday night.
Whats it gonna be..strength..stamina or speed.
I'll whup your fat ass at any of them so like I said...get real and stop wanking yourself off over thoughts of me chatting birds up.

listen Ghandi, i agree you'll beat me on the fitness and stamina front but i'll challenge you to that in 6 months and ill whip your sorry frail arse!! Serious offer!!
As far as the strength thing goes, my mate Jonno has all the weight lifting gear, do you really want me to embarass you by offering you a proper challenge now? Id be fairly confident that mine and your wife could lift more than you mr muscle.....tup: :D

[Tarty]

KB are you sure that you are up to the challenge?

http://geraldhome.dr-maul.com/images/GHome_b.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

So wait a minute let me get this straight...you will be ready in 6 months time.
So basically you are not in a position to beat me on stamina and fitness now but maybe on strength.
Fix something up then with "Jonno" then and I will do it for £100 quid to be paid to the charity of the winners choice........RSPCA for me and The Bradford Bullshitters charity for you I take it.

Sorry but Sharron says I cant do it for anymore much as I'd like to cclean out your bank account..oh and I've not to humiliate you too much she says.:D

http://www.preciousmckenzie.co.nz/images/Precious_lift_2.jpg
Precious Barnes limbers up for the Drawf chucking competition.

[mrsjdtobe]

roflmao: Yeah but whose dad is biggest??

[Garlic Breath]

His most likely as mine is scrawny and frail....but then at 72 he's gonna be aint he?

[lee]

Your diet depends on where your food is produced. There'll be as much shite in some fruit and veg as there is in some meat if they're grown in certain conditions. Similarly if you rear animals in correct conditions the meat can be just as good for you as any veg.

[Garlic Breath]

And thats why some folk buy Organic fruit and veg:rolleyes:

[lee]

I'm pretty sure u can buy organic meat as well though.

[Garlic Breath]

Yesssssssssss you can buy organic meat but thats not my argument is it?......its still meat even if its reared on champagne and truffles....its still meat and meat is dead and decaying animal flesh.
Now tiny microscopic particles of said rotting flesh goes through your digestive system from your mouth to your anus. This is a somewhat shorter journey in some C And B members than others,and as the human small intestine is something like 22 feet long if stretched out this action can take some time.

These tiny bits of festering rotting animal flesh have a nasty habit of getting caught in the small intestine and indeed the large intestine. Now here's the bad news folks............this shit is still festering and giving off enzymes and proteins that are not very good for you.:rolleyes:
That is just one reason why a diet beit veggie or not has to have a good amount of fiber(soluble and insoluble) to assist with a rapid transit time for the horrible,nasty microscopic pieces of decaying rotting animal flesh.

I'm not making this up......check it out on the net and see for yourself. One does not have to be Baldbantam to work it out:rolleyes: ...its just common sense to see that although there is some benefits to eating animal flesh,one does not have to consume it to have a healthy balanced diet.

I'm wasting my time and breath I know.:rolleyes:

[lee]

If you absorbed working enzymes into your bloodstream from so called rotting meat then you'd be seriously ill after every meat-containing meal.

Pancreatitis is when you release small amounts of active enzymes into your pnacreatic ducts (i.e. where they shouldn't be), which sounds like the kind of thing you're describing, and it usually ends in death.

Any proteins (including enzymes) would be broken down into harmless mono and dipeptides before they even entered your bloodstream.

Only way the meat could affect you would be if you've got a damaged small intestine, in which case not eating meat would be the least of your concerns.

[Garlic Breath]

Exactly....you a fooking doctor or something?:eek:

[Parrot]

So Is the dead & decaying fruit and veg gear good for your intestines?:confused:

[Garlic Breath]

Its a different kind of shit Parrot.
No doubt Dr Lee will enlighten us as to the effects of comsuming rotting fruit and veg.....over to you Dr Lee:D

[lee]

Exactly....you a fooking doctor or something?:eek:

No, I'm just putting opposite spin on the veggie argument.

And I'm doing a Biology degree at the moment. :p

[lee]

In fairness though, you proclaim the dangers of rotting meat in your system but at anyone time you're a quarter full of poo, which harbours all sorts of nasty stuff.

Probably more than a quarter if you're a veggie what with all that fibre. :p

[Parrot]

Its a different kind of shit Parrot.
No doubt Dr Lee will enlighten us as to the effects of comsuming rotting fruit and veg.....over to you Dr Lee:D

OK over to Dr Kildare;)....While he's at it he can tell you what damage Amsterdams finest cakes & obsessive masturbation can do to your healthtup:

[lee]

While he's at it he can tell you what damage Amsterdams finest cakes & obsessive masturbation can do to your healthtup:

It hasn't done me any harm yet. tup:

[Garlic Breath]

It makes one bald and short sighted Parrot.tup:
Dr No you say that we are full of shite alot of the time....Kb are you listening here. Thats why it is important to have a good intake of dietry fiber....to sweep and flush out all those nasty rotting bits of meat and yes fruit and veg too.
A diet high in fruit and veg provides one with more dietry fiber than a diet high in animal flesh dont you concur Dr?;)

[lee]

Yep but I believe KB said he enjoys the best of both worlds so...

[Garlic Breath]

Yeh he's fat as fook and badly out of condition so what does that tell thee Dr Lee?:rolleyes:

[panther]

This may sound daft, but this thread is very interesting - well apart from the insults etc but its given me something to think about !

Cheers

PK I may be asking for some serious recipes if you still have them !

[Garlic Breath]

Naturally being a Vegetarian and also a very good cook I have a veritable library of interesting recipes...on vegetarian food of course.
Next time you have a dump Panter turn around and have a good look and see what the colour and consistency are like.
One can tell alot about ones inner condition by studying ones turds.

[panther]

Ha ha ha ha ! just the info about the recipes would have been enough thanx ! but will take it on board !

[lee]

Don't get me wrong anyway I don't think being a veggie is necessarily a bad thing, it is one of the most healthiest diets around, I'd love to give it a go but I don't think I'd have the willpower.

Just playing devils advocate really and I still think you can be perfectly healthy eating meat too.

If he's fat as fook then it's not hard to buy some trainers and go on a 30 minute jog before work every morning. You know it makes sense KB! tup:

[Garlic Breath]

eeecccckkkkk tra la la he's gonna love you for that Dr Leetup: tup: tup: tup: tup: tup: tup:
More chance of Idle Womens Institute having their weekly meeting in the Oddfellows on a Friday night.:D

[Dr Wisey]

My Poo is type 4, smooth and sausage / snake like - easy to pass and no straining now or watery blasts.

I can't give us the fish but have no problem choosing not to eat meat - sp far the rest of our household look on me sadly as some sort of crank - especially when i tell them i have been talking to Prawnie about it on this messsage board - "oh you mean that pale faced balding dude with that stange fashion sense?" - says 'er indoors.

Tis a conspiracy i tell thee.

[Parrot]

This may sound daft, but this thread is very interesting - well apart from the insults etc but its given me something to think about !

Cheers

PK I may be asking for some serious recipes if you still have them !

Dont kid yourself Panty;)...We all know you couldnt live out the rest of your days without any flesh passing your lipstup:....even at your late stage in life:rolleyes:

[Dr Wisey]

she gets suasage from her local butcher - he's won many prizes for it

[king billy]

Its soooo amusing reading this thread and listening to PK harping on about his Oh so healthy lifestyle - wonder which is worse - a bit of meat in your diet, or smoking God knows how many roll ups and smoking Marijuana all day?....

I have plenty of fibre in my diet PK thanks, bowl of special k for brekkie followed by fruit, followed by an actimel and a glass of tropicana ruby breakfast, today see's tuna salad for dinner, followed by stir fry with savoury brown rice for tea - so don't harp on to me about healthy eating and what constitutes a good diet yer fool - and never, ever have i had any trouble in the bowel department - unlike you - so please if your going to preach, preach to people who are either ignorant, or don't eat healthy!!....

And "me being fat as fook" (as you put it - i'm actually 14 stone 9 - hardly russel grant weight) is nowt to do with whether i eat meat or not you ignorant cunt, its lack of excercise and excessive lager drinking......its like me saying your an ugly, bald, mincing, camp twat with bad eyesight who has to wear jam jar bottom glasses because of your Roll up smoking Marijuana rich diet.....:mad:

Passionate about it you may be - but your full of more shit on the subject than a butchers intestine....tdwn:

[tony d]

And "me being fat as fook" (as you put it - i'm actually 14 stone 9 - hardly russel grant weight)


But you are no bigger than Frodo Baggins Matty, so 14 stone 9 is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge....jump: tup: :rolleyes: :D

[king billy]

But you are no bigger than Frodo Baggins Matty, so 14 stone 9 is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge....jump: tup: :rolleyes: :D

I'm the same height as PK - 5'8" so according to his stats i'm 2 stone overweight....;) sommat 6 months of excercise will sort out, not 3 years worth like him and i won't need to adopt a faggoty, dungaree wearing, lack of male hormone, mincing, camp vegetarian diet either!!....tup:

[Serium]

And "me being fat as fook" (as you put it - i'm actually 14 stone 9 - hardly russel grant weight) is nowt to do with whether i eat meat or not you ignorant cunt, its lack of excercise and excessive lager drinking......its like me saying your an ugly, bald twat with bad eyesight who has to wear jam jar bottom glasses because of your Roll up smoking Marijuana rich diet.....:mad:


How does that work? i am fitter and thinner than you and i weigh more? Although i do have the legs of a T REX?:D haha now he hates me tootup:

Only messing KB your doing well and look a lot better now you stopped smoking and eating 50,000 mars bars/pies a day!tup: :D :cool: :rolleyes: <Notice piss take smilies?




I have a balanced diet of Mcdonalds, Subway and chips, i poo like a trooper!

[Serium]

I'm the same height as PK - 5'8" so according to his stats i'm 2 stone overweight....;) sommat 6 months of excercise will sort out, not 3 years worth like him and i won't need to adopt a faggoty, dungaree wearing, lack of male hormone, mincing, camp vegetarian diet either!!....tup:
I'm taller than you both, but i'm not exactly peter crouch :eek:

[king billy]

Your head must weigh about 7 stones, i guess thats why your heavier - its like a fookin space hopper!!..

Your head looks like an orange on a toothpick!!....:eek:

[Serium]

Me? how the feck does that work??

I'm not big headed, see gaz for that :D

[tony d]

I'm taller than you both, but i'm not exactly peter crouch :eek:

No way are you taller than Matty...

You didnt seem it when i saw you cowering next to Cibasteve and you looked wider than Matty....

Matty turning veggie is just following a trend they all come back eventually...Who would want to miss out on Lamb on a sunday ...Not worth thinking about..I do in theory see the attraction but it will not be long before it is found to be bad for you..AGAIN...

Here we see Matty getting ready for his big fly boy test...

http://www.retiarius.com/airgunner/images/uniform/flightsuit01.jpg

Folllowed be the reason he really left the fly boys...

http://users.cyberone.com.au/clardo/Hind_Aldergrove_Jan_38_2.jpg


Then it was sadly back to work with the spanner monkeys again...What what...

http://users.cyberone.com.au/clardo/H20_airmen.jpg

[Serium]

Nope i am a good 2 inches bigger in length and girth as well as height : and i am a bit thinner :D lol

[tony d]

Nope i am a good 2 inches bigger in length and girth as well as height : and i am a bit thinner :D lol

Matty must of just been wearing the right clothes that day then...Cos you defo looked larger when i saw you Adie...

[Serium]

It was a massive city shirt XL drowned me, i usually wear tightish stuff!

[Dr Wisey]

what the F ? - Tightish stuff ? - Twunt? - the man who took a rucksack of provisions to MK Dons a couple of seasons fpmsl

Ahhhhhh well , i now await the tirade of abusive messages :-)

Tis fun on here I tell thee.

[Jantje simoen]

..Who would want to miss out on Lamb on a sunday ...Not worth thinking about..

No further comments need to be said.......paradise food wise!!!

[Garlic Breath]

By your own admission you are 2 stones over weight....also you have not responded to my challenge yesterday.
Also do not EVER call me an ignorant cunt again.....EVER MATT OR OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL END....FUCKING PRONTO,:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I may spout some shite sometimes but ignorant Iam not.

[Serium]

ooo ooo ooo very touchy!!

[Tarty]

SIZE="6"]EVER MATT OR OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL END....FUCKING PRONTO,:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I may spout some shite sometimes but ignorant Iam not.[/SIZE]

Chill man and get the HP on the bacon butty....you know it makes sense tup:

[Serium]

Chill man and get the HP on the bacon butty....you know it makes sense tup:
SO FUNNY!!

[Garlic Breath]

He's a bullshitting bassa who wont meet the challenge of a frail campy old man......I'd have more respect for one who backs up and not out.....5 foot 4 and 14 odd stones eh?......Mr Fucking Weeble:D

[Tarty]

Whilst I don't usualy agree with PK on everything, KB DID offer a challenge and then stated that he was unfit for about 6 months.

Personally if PK is a frail man and KB is a tad "unfit" then both people have disadvatages which each other could use against the other. Maybe a run up that bloody big hill in Idle could be the answer......first one to the top

[Serium]

He's a bullshitting bassa who wont meet the challenge of a frail campy old man......I'd have more respect for one who backs up and not out.....5 foot 4 and 14 odd stones eh?......Mr Fucking Weeble:D
I'll fight ya! NAME YOUR TOPIC!

[Tarty]

I'll fight ya! NAME YOUR TOPIC!


I think you might have eaten a few bars of them in your time tup:


Saying that can you still buy the Topic chocolate bars?

[Serium]

I think you might have eaten a few bars of them in your time tup:


Saying that can you still buy the Topic chocolate bars?
Muppet Strikes AGAIN!jawdrop:

[Superfatbantam]

*Enough's enough, thread closed before this descends into any further spats or disputes.*