Player availability - 11/01/2007

[Superfatbantam]

Seeing as JonnyD hasn't banged this up yet I'll do it for him. I assume he is busy or just can't be arsed!:D

Who is/isn't available for this week's game?

7.45pm kick off vs Rawdon Soft at the Maracana (I presume). Here we see the overhead shot during last week's game:

http://www.copacabana.info/images/maracana-night.jpg

And there was plenty of support for the mighty C&B:

http://www.copacabana.info/images/Maracana01.jpg

[king billy]

I'm available - i'll check with Parader!!

Think we may possibly have 9 players this week, so someone will have to miss out!! 3 of those are shift workers tho (Ed, Piggy P, Piggy D), and the other (Parader) can't make every week so i think its a one off that we'll have too many....

[Superfatbantam]

So, is Paul's brother a bizzy as well?

I reckon their usernames for betting purposes should be Piggy P and Piggy D then seeing as that's how they're referred to. ;)

[king billy]

Yeah sounds good!! Just don't carry those nicknames onto the pitch - don't think they'll be right impressed!! lol

[Jantje simoen]

Ed has already pm'ed me to say he's available

[baldbantam]

If you don't want to call them that to their faces, you might be well advised not to start calling them that on here. Habits form, and it will slip out.

They may also well start coming on here.

[king billy]

If you don't want to call them that to their faces, you might be well advised not to start calling them that on here. Habits form, and it will slip out.

They may also well start coming on here.

The lads are mates with JD and JP who as far as i'm aware do call em that Baldie so i don't think they're right bothered.....its tough shit if they don't anyway - its a footy team, and that means is open season as far as piss taking is concerned....tup: Thats mild compared to some of the names i've heard players being called in the dressing room on a Sunday morning!....tup:

[Jantje simoen]

Good point BB, they've done us a favour turning out for the team, no point upsetting them

[king billy]

Paul - Paraders turning up - he's just text me!! So were just waiting on the availability of Piggy P and Piggy D!!...

[baldbantam]

Fair enough KB - you were the one who said you didn't think they'd be impressed.

[king billy]

Fair enough KB - you were the one who said you didn't think they'd be impressed.

I just meant we should perhaps be a bit easy on em till we get to know em a bit better.....so we'll keep quiet just this week....;)

[Garlic Breath]

I wont be coming to watch this one as being a vegetarian the mearest whiff of Pork turns me belly.:D

[Superfatbantam]

So we can't call em the fuzz twins then either? Bugger.

[Rambo]

Its the peeler brothers

[mrsjdtobe]

:D No I don't think JP or JD call them piggies tbh!! And I don't think they are available this week either :(

[JPH]

Piggy P is working, Piggy D is telling me tonight if he can play.
FYI neither like to be refered to as pigs, in fact Piggy P has quite an issue with being called any Piggy name, the Piggy b*stard!

[Parrot]

What about FILTH 1 & FILTH 2?:rolleyes: :D

[Spoonhead]

Looks like we have got 7 players for this week, possibly 8 - the usual plus KB's mate Parader and maybe Piggy Dave.

Just a note that we have to pay a £20 registration fee for this season's league so please bring an extra couple of quid each.

Starting 5 - KB, JPH, Rambo, Ed and my 'good' self.
Parader and SFB on the bench, Plus Piggy Dave on the bench if he comes.

[Serium]

Parader is a big hard bastard!

When the Shippers play 11 a side he is always 1st down on my teamsheet!

[king billy]

Parader is a big hard bastard!

Why do you think i asked him to play for us?....lol

[JPH]

Piggy dave has confirmed he will be available.
Thats makes 8 by my calculations.
As second top scorer last season i think the smart money must be on me this season!

[king billy]

PMSL - its that hard shot you have mate, i've heard it strikes fear into every keeper in the 2nd division!!...tup:

[Serium]

I'm a keeper and im not scared of his shots!

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

I'm a keeper and im not scared of his shots!

Give it a rest, please!

[Superfatbantam]

Give it a rest, please!

Leave him alone, EF, he is a keeper after all.;)

[Serium]

I am, a very good one too!

But what would you lot know, not one of you have seen me play once in goals ever!

[JPH]

I am, a very good one too!

But what would you lot know, not one of you have seen me play once in goals ever!

I'm looking for a violin smiley, or would that be a violin bored?:p

[TheDuck]

I think i'm gonna ban you from this section, your like a broken record.

[Superfatbantam]

I agree, Twunt, I will reserve judgement until I see you. Now start getting yourself down to Goals on a Thursday night and push for a chance - we can sub the goalie you know (only once during a game) so if we are 10-0 up then I don't see why KB wouldn't let you have a few minutes. tup:

[Serium]

I already said if he thinks im not up to it we could do half each, he refused, maybe hes scared??

[Superfatbantam]

violin:

Over a reconciliation dinner Adie tells Beth how used and abused he feels by the rest of the C&B team:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gwa/lowres/gwan137l.jpg

[tony d]

OWT LIKE THIS????

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Goalkeeper-Monkey-Poster-C10038369.jpeg

Maybe KB knows you are better....I mean did you watch that video of him in the nets.....

Reminded me of that poor whale stuck in the Thames...Thrashing about wildly without a cat in hells chance...tup: jump: jump:

[Rambo]

I may not start tomorrow so SFB you may have the pleasure of taking my place from the off.

I did that annoying thing last night where you catch your toes on the door casing in bare feet.

It fucking killed! Woke up with two bruised toes and an achy sensation in my foot. Luckily its my right foot, so since its only for standing on I should be ok.

[Serium]

I never said i was better as i don't like saying things like that! But i think the man between the sticks is having an easy ride! maybe we could have a trial game? :)

[Superfatbantam]

I think to be fair Parader is ahead of me in the pecking order seeing as he was there last week if only to watch, and if piggy D is available then that puts me back of the queue!

[Jantje simoen]

I never said i was better as i don't like saying things like that! But i think the man between the sticks is having an easy ride! maybe we could have a trial game? :)

Trial Game!!! the seasons effing started & KB is there every week!!!!

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

I never said i was better as i don't like saying things like that! But i think the man between the sticks is having an easy ride! maybe we could have a trial game? :)

If you want to arrange a friendly to use as it, sure!!!tup:
I don't think we want to risk changing keepers in a league game, except maybe the allerton one! Find out from JS when that one is, and see if you're available.

[Jantje simoen]

I may not start tomorrow so SFB you may have the pleasure of taking my place from the off.

I did that annoying thing last night where you catch your toes on the door casing in bare feet.

It fucking killed! Woke up with two bruised toes and an achy sensation in my foot. Luckily its my right foot, so since its only for standing on I should be ok.

Were you wearing your pink cravat at the time;) ;) :rolleyes: tup:

[Serium]

I'm not going on just making my point!

I see the future being me in net :D

[Rambo]

Were you wearing your pink cravat at the time;) ;) :rolleyes: tup:

Along with my smoking jacket, cigarette in its holder, glass of henessey in my right and monicle in my breast pocket.


WOT!WOT!WOT!

[king billy]

The fact is i'd be more than happy to share responsbilities - i'm not scared in the slightest, and TBH i was considering hanging the gloves up this season.....after playing in every game tho, i believe i should have an influence on who i compete with and/or who should take over - the fact that Aidie has acted like such a boring, fooking schoolgirl means there's no way on this planet i'd ever let him take over - who'd really want a player with his attitude in the team? If i were playing - i wouldn't.....Jimmy is supposed to be a great keeper, and i know a couple of others who are - these are the type of people who i'd willingly compete with or hand over to - not a sulky baby!!
You can't even get down Aidie - the one and only time you played involved me picking you up - then dropping you off - i even paid your fookin subs.....all i didn't do was wipe your arse and play for you so drop the boring, boring, fookin boring sulky routine and keep your neb out eh of something that doesn't now, or won't in the future concern you eh???

[Jantje simoen]

Ouch!!!!!!

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

Ouch!!!!!!

Beat me to it JS :rolleyes:

[king billy]

Maybe i was a bit harsh...:eek:

No hard feelings eh Aidie....lol ;)

[Zonnebloem]

Maybe i was a bit harsh...:eek:

No hard feelings eh Aidie....lol ;)

A wee bit perchance?

[Rambo]

*After a tiresome catty remark to Aidie KB rests and has a drink

http://www.suegregg.com/recipes/maindishes/bakedparmesanchicken/MVC-852S.JPG

[tony d]

the fact that Aidie has acted like such a boring, fooking schoolgirl means there's no way on this planet i'd ever let him take over - who'd really want a player with his attitude in the team? If i were playing - i wouldn't.....Jimmy is supposed to be a great keeper, and i know a couple of others who are - these are the type of people who i'd willingly compete with or hand over to - not a sulky baby!!
You can't even get down Aidie - the one and only time you played involved me picking you up - then dropping you off - i even paid your fookin subs.....all i didn't do was wipe your arse and play for you so drop the boring, boring, fookin boring sulky routine and keep your neb out eh of something that doesn't now, or won't in the future concern you eh???

That reeks of a scared man Adie..... Go get him mate....

If you start walking now you may get there by Thurs...

Matty...Quality dude...jump:

[Jantje simoen]

That reeks of a scared man Adie..... Go get him mate....

If you start walking now you may get there by Thurs...

Matty...Quality dude...jump:

PMSL, Tony, is your spoon worn out yet with all the stirring going ontup: tup:

[Serium]

Maybe i was a bit harsh...:eek:

No hard feelings eh Aidie....lol ;)


I really don't see how i was sulking!jawdrop:

Just giving you a kick up the arse :D

[Superfatbantam]

It's a big arse and you still missed, no wonder you can't get in the team! :D

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

It's a big arse and you still missed, no wonder you can't get in the team! :D


jump: jump: jump: tup: tup:

[baldbantam]

When is young Edwin old enough to challenge for a spot?

[Serium]

He isn't allowed surely?:D;)

[Jantje simoen]

When is young Edwin old enough to challenge for a spot?
When he learns how to kick a ball properly:D

[tony d]

When he learns how to kick a ball properly:D

So still way before Adie then?????:rolleyes:

[Serium]

:rolleyes: tup: He would only be in as his dads penis is within touching distance of the rest of the teams bottoms favouritism and all that!

Seen that before from Janteman haven't we!

[Superfatbantam]

I beg your pardon. Are you suggesting there is buggery among the team? Pretty damned close, but we prefer fellatio - I'm sure he played for Brazil in the seventies. :D

[Jantje simoen]

:rolleyes: tup: He would only be in as his dads penis is within touching distance of the rest of the teams bottoms favouritism and all that!

Seen that before from Janteman haven't we!

You just guaranteed your whinging ass will never get a game Adie lovetup: tup: How can it be favouritism when i just go and watch, JonnyD picks the team you stupid boy,now run along back to your Janet & John books like Uncle Tony told you

[tony d]

I beg your pardon. Are you suggesting there is buggery among the team? Pretty damned close, but we prefer fellatio - I'm sure he played for Brazil in the seventies. :D

No you seem to be getting mixed up with Reacharoundio and Adieisbitterandtwistedio tup:

[Jantje simoen]

No you seem to be getting mixed up with Reacharoundio and Adieisbitterandtwistedio tup:

And his alter ego 'Whining Bassa";)

[Serium]

You just guaranteed your whinging ass will never get a game Adie lovetup: tup: How can it be favouritism when i just go and watch, JonnyD picks the team you stupid boy,now run along back to your Janet & John books like Uncle Tony told you

Am i Bovvad?:confused: :eek:

[Superfatbantam]

Am i Bovvad?:confused: :eek:

Quite clearly not judging by how few posts you put up about playing/not playing/can't get a game/I'm better than Matt/have you seen me?/I can't get down/I need a lift/etc/etc.:rolleyes:

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

Am i Bovvad?:confused: :eek:

You obviously are. Also, it's spelt Bothered. :)

[Jantje simoen]

Am i Bovvad?:confused: :eek:

Obviously you are by the amount of posts you put on every week almost pitifully begging to be picked but then firing off a whole bundle of excuses why you never turn up. tup:

[tony d]

Pllllllleeeeeeaaaase

http://www.helloworldblog.com/pick%20me.jpg

eeeeeeeawwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Get off them goalposts Casper!!!!!tup:

Cheer up Adie, Start your own team lad.....tdwn:

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

Pllllllleeeeeeaaaase

http://www.helloworldblog.com/pick%20me.jpg

eeeeeeeawwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Get off them goalposts Casper!!!!!tup:

Cheer up Adie, Start your own team lad.....tdwn:

Or you could join the Allerton team! Though you may not be good enough to get in every week...

[Serium]

so about 5 replies to my AM I BOVVAD POST? Just shows my reeeeeeeel is working and i got a biggun!

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

so about 5 replies to my AM I BOVVAD POST? Just shows my reeeeeeeel is working and i got a biggun!


Eh? Speak sense, lad!
jawdrop: jawdrop: jawdrop:
That'd be the day!

[Jantje simoen]

so about 5 replies to my AM I BOVVAD POST? Just shows my reeeeeeeel is working and i got a biggun!

Just shows what a Twot your making of yourselftup:

[Serium]

Not really!

[Superfatbantam]

Adie, try begging The Football Team for a place - they might be short a keeper, you never know! Do you play with Shelf Bantams? haven't they had some problems lately?

[Serium]

I played once!

[Superfatbantam]

Once? jawdrop:

That'll be your epitaph. Try making an effort and maybe you'll get to play more than once.

[tony d]

Once? jawdrop:

That'll be your epitaph. Try making an effort and maybe you'll get to play more than once.
He did ...In fact the number of times he collected one of these out of his own nets ensured he was probably the most active all night...jump:

Hence ONCE...jump: jump: jump: jump:
http://www.sportswarehouse.co.uk/acatalog/FBL098.jpg

[1911]

Adie, try begging The Football Team for a place - they might be short a keeper, you never know! Do you play with Shelf Bantams? haven't they had some problems lately?


I think we're ok on that score thanks ;)

[mrsjdtobe]

I think i'm gonna ban you from this section, your like a broken record.

jump:

Adie, this is getting really pathetic now. I'm actually quite shocked that you can go on like that when there are people out there with real needs :(


I'm a keeper and im not scared of his shots!


I am, a very good one too!

But what would you lot know, not one of you have seen me play once in goals ever!


I already said if he thinks im not up to it we could do half each, he refused, maybe hes scared??


I never said i was better as i don't like saying things like that! But i think the man between the sticks is having an easy ride! maybe we could have a trial game?


I'm not going on just making my point!

I see the future being me in net

I really don't see how i was sulking!

Just giving you a kick up the arse



He would only be in as his dads penis is within touching distance of the rest of the teams bottoms favouritism and all that!

Seen that before from Janteman haven't we!


Am i Bovvad?


I played once!