C&BFC Awards

[1911]

As per what we were talking about last night, as well as the traditional awards, we should have some nominations for other awards with a more light-hearted view of the season.

I'll start with a few of my suggestions:-

Worst shot of the year
Best goal celebration
Worst own goal
Best vest ;)
Most feable excuse for not playing
Highlight of the season
Lowlight of the season
Best Performance
Worst Perfomance
The George Best award :rolleyes:

Anyone think of any more?

[Serium]

Best cameo appearance of the year

Biggest pansy??

[Jantje simoen]

Weakest Shot;) ......soz JP

Closest shaven bolloxjawdrop:

Supporter of the yeartup:

[1911]

All good, keep em coming

[Superfatbantam]

Dirtiest player
Laziest player
Biggest C&B FC wannabe (close between Yeadon and Joe Brett! ;))
Most improved player
Clubman of the year (every team has one!)

BTW does Matt know the trophy budget has just gone up?

[Rambo]

Biggest willy
smallest willy
biggest testicles
smallest testicles
funniest run

[1911]

'Biggest' 'Athlete'

[king billy]

Gonna sort the trophys in the next week - can team members PM Janteman with their player of the season.....tup:

Gonna get em engraved with the text but without the name, then give JS some brass to take em to that place at Morriedogs to get the names engraved, thus giving the award "ceremony" a bit of mystique.....(yeah right)....tup:


Continuing the alternative awards.....

Tightest cnut at the bar award....
Last to leave the bar award...
Gayest eyebrow piercing award.....
Chirpiest referee annoyer award......
Gayest tackler.....
Biggest, dying swan, make a meal of it, shot by a sniper falling down award....

[Superfatbantam]

Most legendary fan
Fattest player
Fittest player
Best warm-up pre-match (nominations so far are smoking a tab and having a skinful)
Most argumentative player/referee's pet!
Best complaint, extra marks for putting it in writing to Goals

[Superfatbantam]

When are we pming the players' player?

[king billy]

Now - i'm gonna, weve played enough of the season to do so i reckon!

[Tarty]

Just out of curiosity, how many games have you got left to play?

[Spoonhead]

3

[king billy]

3

[king billy]

Beat me by 10 seconds lol

[Serium]

Can i vote for players player?? :D

[JPH]

Looks like i'm up for a few awards!

[European Bob]

As per what we were talking about last night, as well as the traditional awards, we should have some nominations for other awards with a more light-hearted view of the season.

I'll start with a few of my suggestions:-

Worst shot of the year
Best goal celebration
Worst own goal
Best vest ;)
Most feable excuse for not playing
Highlight of the season
Lowlight of the season
Best Performance
Worst Perfomance
The George Best award :rolleyes:

Anyone think of any more?

it seems as though these categries are geared towards specfic players, i may be so bold.

Worst shot of the year - Booshie
Best goal celebration - SFB
Worst own goal - KB
Best vest ;) - KB
Most feable excuse for not playing - (Feeble?) Rambo
Highlight of the season - winning at some point
Lowlight of the season - losing after being 5-0 up
Best Performance - probably 1911
Worst Perfomance - ?
The George Best award :rolleyes: - too obvious

[mrsjdtobe]

Worst shot of the year - JPH
Best goal celebration - SFB
Worst own goal - KB
Best vest - KB
Most feable excuse for not playing - Rambo (my mum says my legs are too bruised :D!!!)
Highlight of the season - winning
Lowlight of the season - losing against Lingfield Mount UTD
Best Performance - dunno
Worst Perfomance - dunno
The George Best award - Rambo
Best cameo appearance of the year -
Biggest pansy - Yeadon
Weakest Shot - JP
Closest shaven bollox - need evidence ;)
Supporter of the year - JS
Dirtiest player - Rambo
Laziest player - couldn't possibly say :)
Biggest C&B FC wannabe - Yeadon
Most improved player - SFB
Clubman of the year - Booshie
Biggest willy - :p
Smallest willy - :p
Biggest testicles - :p
Smallest testicles - :p
Funniest run - JP
'Biggest' 'Athlete' - Si
Tightest cnut at the bar award - JD
Last to leave the bar award - JS
Gayest eyebrow piercing award - There's only one JP :)
Chirpiest referee annoyer award - Rambo
Gayest tackler - dunno
Biggest, dying swan, make a meal of it, shot by a sniper falling down award - Rambo
Most legendary fan - Legendary Joe Brett
Fattest player - :confused:
Fittest player - :confused:
Best warm-up pre-match (nominations so far are smoking a tab and having a skinful) - KB
Most argumentative player/referee's pet! - Rambo
Best complaint, extra marks for putting it in writing to Goals - roflmao:
Nicest legs - hmmmm!! OK I added that one!

[Superfatbantam]

Ed will be disappointed he lost the "biggest athlete" award to Si! :D

[mrsjdtobe]

Sorry Ed, I have never seen you play!!

[Superfatbantam]

roflmao: roflmao:

The "biggest athlete" award was I think a tongue-in-cheek reference to a comment made by King Billy after last week's game. "You're quite athletic for a big lad, Ed", or something to that effect, meaning as I think JD had said in another thread "not bad for a fat lad!". No offence Ed!tup:

[mrsjdtobe]

roflmao:

ok i missed that 1!!! but anyway....i still vote for si :o

[Jantje simoen]

I feel honoured TBB by your choice, however i was hoping for the best athlete and wonderful human being awards;) :D :D

[Serium]

Can i vote for players player of the year?

[Ed]

I'm not big!! the wife tells me daily!!

Vote Yeadon .... you played once or twice so it entitles you to a vote this season i presume.

[Spoonhead]

Tightest cnut at the bar award - JD



How dare you?

Get your own Malibu and Coke next time! (mines a pint of lager, ta.)

[Serium]

Who do i pm my players player to??

[Rambo]

Js

[Serium]

Cheers Robin :D

[European Bob]

who gets the longest in the shower award?

[Jantje simoen]

Does anybody have a shower? its usually straight into the Bar after the game

[European Bob]

do you ever watch soccer am JS?

[1911]

who gets the longest in the shower award?


I think you might be up for the LONGEST in the shower mate ;) ;) ;)

[Jantje simoen]

No!!

[European Bob]

then that's why you don't get it JS. have a think.

[king billy]

I'll bring the trophys down tonight - chance of a quick peek for the rest of us - before a certain someone walks off with all of em eh?....lol

[Jantje simoen]

The only vote that isn't wide open is the Top Goalscorer award. Can i just advise SFB not to plan an acceptance speech for that award;) ;) :rolleyes:

in fact every other player in the team needn't bother either unless somebody is planning on going goal-crazy tonight with a quick 25 goal haul:rolleyes: :D

[king billy]

Do you mind taking em to get the names engraved then J.S. if i give you some brass mate?.....he's left a blank part under his engraving where the name can be entered!!....

[Jantje simoen]

Do you mind taking em to get the names engraved then J.S. if i give you some brass mate?.....he's left a blank part under his engraving where the name can be entered!!....

No probs....i reckon we should hand em out at the City Hall Centurion game when everyone will be there in case some can't make the night out.

How do you spell Y-E-A-D............only joking:eek: tup:

[king billy]

Cheers dude.....tup:

[Superfatbantam]

JS, it aint over til the fat goalkeeper sings. I am priming my right foot for a volley of goals tonight. That should make it a hat-trick of trophies for me then! ;)

[Jantje simoen]

JS, it aint over til the fat goalkeeper sings. I am priming my right foot for a volley of goals tonight. That should make it a hat-trick of trophies for me then! ;)

Thats the spirit that made Britain Great mate......you could bring a tear to a glass eye with those sentiments:D tup:

[Superfatbantam]

What? Blind optimism! I'm like a blindman when I shoot at the best of times, I'm hoping for 5 in off my arse and I'm claiming any own goals either for us or for the opposition from now on! tup:

[JPH]

How many do i have to score tonight to get the trophy?
I'm thinking 20, a goal every 2 minutes. Sorry, no through balls tonight!

[Jantje simoen]

You need 26 to draw level JP..........good huntingtup: tup:

[1911]

You need 26 to draw level JP..........good huntingtup: tup:


and his shots will have to be a lot harder than they have been for the past 11 gamesjump: jump: ;)

[Serium]

How many otes have i got??

[Jantje simoen]

How many otes have i got??

Do you really need me to tell you that:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Serium]

Yes i expect at least one sympathy vote.......

Seriously though i hope that sometime next season i may be involved with the team!

[Superfatbantam]

We need a kit-boy, Yeadon.

[Joe_Brett]

Have i won an award?

[Ed]

I won Fast-Bastard of the year aware right???

If not I wanna know who's wasit line is bigger than mine!!!

[Clayton Bantam]

Have i won an award?

You're getting very needy Joseph... surely not the disposition of someone with your legendary status?:cool:

[Joe_Brett]

You're getting very needy Joseph... surely not the disposition of someone with your legendary status?:cool:

No not needy just want to know if i have won an award and can't be arsed reading the whole thread! :D

[Serium]

I surely win best cameo appaearcance??

[Joe_Brett]

I surely win the Youth Fan of the Year Award!

[Clique]

Only the Clique can decide this. We shall see!

[Tarty]

I surely win best cameo appaearcance??

Maybe the best Camp appearence tup:

[Jantje simoen]

I surely win best cameo appaearcance??

No, the coloured bibs beat you by 1 votetup: :D

[Tarty]

It's only a 5 a side team, and the amount of award ideas should mean that at least everyone gets at least 1 award