C&B FC vs. The Marsh 30/11/06

[Jantje]

Early kick off tonight 7.00pm, v The Marsh. Supporters welcome & cheer the team on!!

[1911]

was just about to put a thread on asking what time etc.

cheers, now i know.

[Yeadon Bantam]

Good luck guys :D

[1911]

What's the starting line up?

Who's fit, who's not?

Who's playing?

Who's scoring, Who's snoring?

[Superfatbantam]

I'm unleashing my goalscoring prowess tonight! ;)

[European Bob]

i have decided that i'm gonna play as it pains me to watch you lot run around like drunk line dancers

[Rambo]

Count me out this week.

I want to let my bruises go before I play again. I'm sick of having purple legs!

I'll be there to watch mind

[1911]

I'm unleashing my goalscoring prowess tonight! ;)

Come on. lets get serious here for a minute! ;) ;) tup:

[Superfatbantam]

Count me out this week.

I want to let my bruises go before I play again. I'm sick of having purple legs!

I'll be there to watch mind

You need to get the varicous veins looked at then!tup:

[European Bob]

only when you have the face lift that you were talking about

[Yeadon Bantam]

I'm playing! Someone rang me up begging

[king billy]

I'm playing! Someone rang me up begging

It aint April the 1st is it?....

Thats us fooked tonight then......:(

[Ed]

I'm playing, Fitness wise i think i'm nearly there.

After playing last night with JP and Jonnyd I came out without being out of breath! scored 2 .... but missed about 30!

But at least my keeping wasn't as bad as JP's!

[European Bob]

so we have 8 tonight then. what's the starting line up boss? who is the boss anyway, JS or JD?

[Jantje]

JD is the boss, i'm the guardian of the journal, the official history of C&B FC, soon to be in all good bookshops, priced at a competitive 5p. All proceeds to the Guild for the Terraforming of Mars plc

[Ed]

Who's the 8? if theres 8 players i can stay at home ... 3 subs is a bit much.

[European Bob]

i believe that the 8 are as follows:

KB
1911
Rambo (ROBIN)
JD
JP
SFB
Ed (you)
ME (booshie)

[Ed]

Rambo said he wasn't playing further up the thread.

[1911]

I think Adie's post was an attempt at humour.

Ed get yer shooting boots on.

You put in some good shots last week. just keep firing em in and i'm sure that you'll bag a few mate!

[Jantje]

Rambo said he wasn't playing as his legs were hurting (should have used immac)

[European Bob]

so he did, my apologies i missed that one. at least old ROBIN purple legs is coming to watch.

[Jantje]

I think Adie's post was an attempt at humour.

Ed get yer shooting boots on.

You put in some good shots last week. just keep firing em in and i'm sure that you'll bag a few mate!

It made me chortle into my mid-afternoon horlicks i can tell you!!:rolleyes:

[Rambo]

Yeah, count me out this week fellas.

[1911]

JD is the boss, i'm the guardian of the journal, the official history of C&B FC, soon to be in all good bookshops, priced at a competitive 5p. All proceeds to the Guild for the Terraforming of Mars plc

Will there be the chapter about the infamous 'drinking incident'.

Can see it being serialised in one of the tabloids.

"KingBilly seemed like he'd had a few. Rumours were that he'd been licking champagne off lapdancers breasts all afternoon, smoking cuban cigars. He's turns up, bangs his way through the doors, slurring his words. Reckoned he'd been in bed all afternoon. God i was so mad"

;) ;) That'd be the tabloid version of events anyway.

[Jantje]

"KingBilly seemed like he'd had a few. Rumours were that he'd been licking champagne off lapdancers breasts all afternoon, smoking cuban cigars. He's turns up, bangs his way through the doors, slurring his words. Reckoned he'd been in bed all afternoon. God i was so mad"

Thats part 1 of the News of The World exclusivetup:

Part 2 : Si scores 1,000,000 goals against Hurricanes & still doesn't get MOM award from team-mates:rolleyes:

[Yeadon Bantam]

:( Am i that fucking shite Matty??

[European Bob]

Rambo said he wasn't playing further up the thread.

sorry ed old bean didn't see that one. so old purple legs isn't playing eh....maybe we'll win one then. tup:

[Rambo]

Thats part 1 of the News of The World exclusivetup:

Part 2 : Si scores 1,000,000 goals against Hurricanes & still doesn't get MOM award from team-mates:rolleyes:


Part 3: After his departure at Valley Parade and appointment to the helm of C&B FC, Colin Todd's first signing is The Prawn King.

After 2 minutes of "Ol Wednesday leg's" debut, he is carried off in a stretcher due to his legs snapping like 2 elastic bands. The club is sued by PK for lack of Health and Safety training in his first day induction.

[Ed]

If the team picks its self on the way that if you were there last week playing you get picked blah blah ... then the team would be:

KB
1911
Ed
JP
SFB

JD
MB

But i've no problem starting as a sub, i'm just following the way JD said it was done.

[European Bob]

aye seems fair to me as Jd and i didn't play last week

[1911]

aye seems fair to me as Jd and i didn't play last week


Yeah but neither did JPH's right foot ;) ;)

[king billy]

Will there be the chapter about the infamous 'drinking incident'.

Can see it being serialised in one of the tabloids.

"KingBilly seemed like he'd had a few. Rumours were that he'd been licking champagne off lapdancers breasts all afternoon, smoking cuban cigars. He's turns up, bangs his way through the doors, slurring his words. Reckoned he'd been in bed all afternoon. God i was so mad"

;) ;) That'd be the tabloid version of events anyway.

lol - wish it had been that exciting - instead of real events - a pint in the dead oddy's and a pint in the dead white swan at 2.30pm on a wet, boring Thursday afternoon....:o

The tabloid behaviour is saved for a Friday night......;) :cool:

[Jantje]

lol - wish it had been that exciting - instead of real events - a pint in the dead oddy's and a pint in the dead white swan at 2.30pm on a wet, boring Thursday afternoon....:o

The tabloid behaviour is saved for a Friday night......;) :cool:

Thats your story, the polaroids are already winging their way to Tabloid HQ as we speak. I can get you a spot on Richard & Judy to explain if you want:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Rambo]

I can get you a spot on Richard & Judy to explain if you want:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

For a cut of course JS!

[mrsjdtobe]

:( Am i that fucking shite Matty??


De ja fooking vu or what????

[JPH]

i'm gunna score with my right foot, just to prove you doubters wrong!
I should be lighter on my feet tonight as part of my tooth just fell out!