I am the best striker (5-a-side) in the country

[oliverson]

probably
Actually, this could be a coup. After several weeks of intensive physio (and some serious innuendos and c0ck rubs on the part of the physio) the oliverson may well be in a position to pause the professional golf career and return back to football. Who wants a piece of the guy who scores goals for fun and can do 100 metres in around 11 seconds? (well, I am almost 40)

[Garlic Breath]

40 what?....inches tall?:rolleyes:
Or as Mad Max would say..."Go away little man"

[Parrot]

http://www.footieshop.co.uk/catalog/images/Subbuteoredandwhite.jpg

Heres Olly in his 5-a-side kittup:

[Garlic Breath]

http://www.laffey.org/image18.jpg

Could be worse.

[tony d]

I think you over did it on the sunbeds Ollie mate..Too much time on your hands dude....

But with hair like that you should go in the ickle nets....Nothing would get through pal...jump: jump:

http://img.snapsoid.com/aa/96/68a59d6a3c0c47ee3b6296ba5e45_740.jpg

[Garlic Breath]

http://www.actapes.com/fantasyisland.jpg
"That nasty PK is taking the piss again Tony..what we gonna do"

"Shhhuushhh Olllie let me think"

[wykie]

Thought you had a penthouse in Spain with all the benefits, i.e. swimming pool , gym, but if your still in Girlington we might send in a rescue team.http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/swivel.gif