JS for manager!!

[mrsjdtobe]

It's too much imo for one person to do everything that is associated with the running of the team and also play for them. I think JS would make a great manager for the team. I hope he is up for it if the poll supports this tup:

[Jantje simoen]

Guess how i voted, i'm far too shy to shout at those boys, especially the ones who have been drinking before the game!!!

[Jantje simoen]

Can i vote for TheBantamBabe, the team needs a bit of female guidance & persuasion for them to respond too;) ;) :D

[wykie]

wimp mans job, do it, not leave it it for a girly

[panther]

wimp mans job, do it, not leave it it for a girly


fighting talk there eh !! lol

I voted yes if js wants to do it then he should IMO !

[Superfatbantam]

I think we need someone to manage the substituions, we did it a bit last week, noticed that Rambo was blowing out of his arse early on (Sorry, dude!) so we did make a change, but it isn't easy dragging someone off when they don't want to come off. If JS did it, or even Prawnie, or both, then they can observe the game and make the decisions accordingly, and no-one can have a go at them for it as they are making decisions based on how people are playing not because they want to get on the pitch.

[Jantje simoen]

I was talking to TBB & i've offered to give Jonny a hand with the paperwork/admin side so he can concentrate on the playing side of things.

[Garlic Breath]

I was talking to TBB & i've offered to give Jonny a hand job with the rubbergloves/yellow washing up ones side so he can concentrate on the playing side of things.:eek: :eek:

Well it looks like I'm not ever gonna get a fooking game so I may as well be assistant manager to Jantjeman:eek:

[Jantje simoen]

:eek: :eek:

Well it looks like I'm not ever gonna get a fooking game so I may as well be assistant manager to Jantjeman:eek:

Well done Prawnster, keep your kit nearby though for emergencies, remember - never say never, your day will come:D jawdrop:

[Parrot]

Well done Prawnster, keep your kit nearby though for emergencies, remember - never say never, your day will come:D jawdrop:

If he keeps drinking the coronas before the game, then doesn't he have all the attributes needed to play for C & B FC then???tup: :D

[Jantje simoen]

If he keeps drinking the coronas before the game, then doesn't he have all the attributes needed to play for C & B FC then???tup: :D

We won't even go there after last weeks episode thank you very much:D

[Superfatbantam]

What's the new gaffer's target then? Are we consolidating, pushing for the play-offs or about to storm the league and get automatic promo?

[Jantje simoen]

Quiet confidence & steely determination is needed after last weeks trumpet blowing !

[Joe_Brett]

Can i Join the team?

[Serium]

I'll manage! i can shout and i know my stuff!!

[Superfatbantam]

Bull, you can't even get there off your own steam. Stop having delusions of grandeur, get down there as a player and then think about management. Walk before you run.

[Serium]

I won't get in the team :S

[Superfatbantam]

And how do you expect to be able to manage the team then? You haven't been there to see who's playing, who's playing well, who is better going forward and who can shore up the back. JS has been there every week to watch, as has Prawnie, so methinks the thread was aimed at them as they can use their powers of observation to influence the way the team plays.

I'm not having a go here, Adie, but for crying out loud man just get your arse down there on Thursday, even if it's only to support. You might find we are a keeper short in a few weeks. I think some pub side from north of the border are having an away day on the continent! ;)

[Rambo]

With JS being my agent, wouldnt that have some sort of conflict of interest if employed as the C & B FC manager?

[Jantje simoen]

With JS being my agent, wouldnt that have some sort of conflict of interest if employed as the C & B FC manager?

Could it mean your first on the team sheet?tup: lose the pink scarf though due, people might think you grabbed the guys bollocks on purpose the other week :eek: :eek:

[Rambo]

Could it mean your first on the team sheet?tup: lose the pink scarf though due, people might think you grabbed the guys bollocks on purpose the other week :eek: :eek:



I have lost it. Literally. Left it in a pub on Saturday night

[Serium]

And how do you expect to be able to manage the team then? You haven't been there to see who's playing, who's playing well, who is better going forward and who can shore up the back. JS has been there every week to watch, as has Prawnie, so methinks the thread was aimed at them as they can use their powers of observation to influence the way the team plays.

I'm not having a go here, Adie, but for crying out loud man just get your arse down there on Thursday, even if it's only to support. You might find we are a keeper short in a few weeks. I think some pub side from north of the border are having an away day on the continent! ;)

I'll be there, just hope number 1 is willing to come back and fight for his place in the team!

[Serium]

And how do you expect to be able to manage the team then? You haven't been there to see who's playing, who's playing well, who is better going forward and who can shore up the back. JS has been there every week to watch, as has Prawnie, so methinks the thread was aimed at them as they can use their powers of observation to influence the way the team plays.

I'm not having a go here, Adie, but for crying out loud man just get your arse down there on Thursday, even if it's only to support. You might find we are a keeper short in a few weeks. I think some pub side from north of the border are having an away day on the continent! ;)

I played in a match for them before you even put your name down!tdwn:

[Superfatbantam]

I played in a match for them before you even put your name down!tdwn:


http://www.claretandbanter.co.uk/forums/t8786-p-claret-and-banter-5aside-team.html

If you visit here I think you'll find you put your name down at 01.03am on 16th July and I put mine down at 9.25am on 17th July. By my reckoning that is 32 hours and 22 minutes difference. Good for you for getting in there first.tup:

Just when did you play your game before I signed up? Right your get facts speak you before (rearrange as appropriate).

Appreciated, you played in the pre-season friendly - I've been there for the past 3 weeks, not sat making excuses up for not being there.:rolleyes:

[king billy]

I'll be there, just hope number 1 is willing to come back and fight for his place in the team!

mock: mock: mock: headtap: mock: mock: mock:

dummy: mock:

[Superfatbantam]

In fact, Yeads, you'd backed out before I'd probably read the thread:

ON 07-16-2006, 09:22 AM
Originally Posted by king billy
Not as good as me though Adrienne.....the flying pig is legend!!

I'm up for being keeper Jonny - seriously!! I don't want a set of fookin muppets playing in front of me though.....
Stopped the Torquay lot scoring a cricket score for the Shippers and was man of the match a while back - and saved the 2 penaltys that allowed the Shippers to beat a City fans 11 team a few weeks ago - Ryan will vouch for me.....

Your choice though - Jonny - the Zabica like Yeadon or the Matt Clarke like King Billy....

I'll back out then, i can't play anywhere else 5 a side

Current record:

2X Top league titles at Ferrinni Yeadon- UNBEATEN ONE OF THOSE
1X Aireborugh League Title

In any event moaning about not being selected even though you put your name down first doesn't count for anything against dedication having turned up for 3 games on the trot, and having only missed the first league game because of an injury. Not in my book it doesn't anyway. Start turning up and then you can moan about it. I've started every game on the bench as well, do you hear me moaning? Nope, exactly, cos it's a team game, no room for whingers, all in together, and I will play my part however small it may be.

I'm not getting any further into this argument anyway. Perhaps you'd find out we are playing it fair in terms of selection if you actually came down. Perhaps then we might take your moans and sulks seriously.:rolleyes:

[Garlic Breath]

Sit down Superfat and take a deep breath and read the following statement.......






































Its a fucking Internet massage board five a side team not a matter of life or death contrary to what Bill Wankley said!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Rambo]

Massage board? You cant help the slip can you?

Rimmers anyone?

[king billy]

He's made himself that unpopular in the team that no fooker wants him to play - i don't think he realises that!!....:rolleyes:

Anyone else on here play in net for when i'm in France?.....

[Jantje simoen]

Its a fucking Internet massage board five a side team not a matter of life or death contrary to what Bill Wankley said!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Get this straight, no way am i massaging anybodytdwn:

[Superfatbantam]

Jeez, PK, what merited that. It aint the football I'm taking deadly serious (well I am but wasn't on this thread). It's the ill-thought-out digs and moans that I'm getting at.

In any event if it was only a laugh and not a matter of life and death (as first put by Sir Shanks) why were you so hacked off that people had had a drink and were smoking before the game last week, as you said on "3 defeats on the trot" thread? It is a laugh, but there is an element of doing it right in there. Who wants to play football to just lose but have a laugh? I don't, I want to win and have a laugh.

[Garlic Breath]

I'm joking Fat lad just as I was on the afore mentioned thread. I'm no one to judge or criticize anyone man.tup:

[Superfatbantam]

That's alright then. Blooming ummer what came over me, perhaps Yeadon's anger is catching! ;)

[Joe_Brett]

can i join the team?

[king billy]

can i join the team?

Too young mate - you've got to be 18 or over!!

[jimmy]

As you know KB im a keeper and will come out of retirment to play if i can,just give me the date you are away and i will find out wether or not i can make it.tup:

[king billy]

As you know KB im a keeper and will come out of retirment to play if i can,just give me the date you are away and i will find out wether or not i can make it.tup:

Thursday the 23rd of November mate......tup: tup:

Looks like the doors been shut for Yeadon now!!....:eek: :p

[Superfatbantam]

Joe Brett, you can play if you are 16 or over but Goals say it is at the player's discretion if he is under 18 - don't think they want irate parents turning up after their little boy has been battered by the grown men who play! Your debut will have to wait until your coming of age, son!

But by all means get your arse down there to watch.

[Serium]

I wana play in net 1 game when matts away to show what im made of!

[Joe_Brett]

when is the next game? i want to come watch, see what my future team is like when i turn 16 ;)

[reggie]

yes give the man the job let him concentrate on one thing

[Jantje simoen]

when is the next game? i want to come watch, see what my future team is like when i turn 16 ;)

Tomorrow night at 7.00 at goals (Hanson)tup:

[Joe_Brett]

K.O at 7? which pitch, i go to hanson school so i know my way round ;) and is there many spectators who i know, i don't want to be stood on my own like a dickhead!!

[Jantje simoen]

Usually on Maracana, the team have yellow shirts & black shorts

[Superfatbantam]

K.O at 7? which pitch, i go to hanson school so i know my way round ;) and is there many spectators who i know, i don't want to be stood on my own like a dickhead!!


There'll be a few on the sidelines, Prawn King, Jantje and sometimes tatt. But you stand on your own like a dickhead if you want!tup:

[Parrot]

I'll be theretup:

[Joe_Brett]

i'll be there sounds like a good turnout! Only 5 minutes walk aswell!

[Rambo]

Looks like a Category A game tonight with capacity crowd.

The C & B Massiiiivvvvvvvvvee are in full force tonight!!!

[Parrot]

Looks like a Category A game tonight with capacity crowd.

The C & B Massiiiivvvvvvvvvee are in full force tonight!!!

Im only coming for the crowd violencetup: ....bottles of Corona & limes been thrown at the Windhill end:D .....bring it onjump:

[BantamMenace]

We are bringing 5 coachloads of windhill wanderers faithfull to the game, so get ready for a full scale war!!!!!!!! They are similar to the Red Star Belgrade fans, but a tad more violent. I hope I can get on the pitch 2nite, my leg is frigin killin, might have to show my man management skills from off the field.

[Spoonhead]

I hope I can get on the pitch 2nite, my leg is frigin killin, might have to show my man management skills from off the field.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4325/10bottleaz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Have one of these if you've lost yours BM! :D tup:

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

We are bringing 5 coachloads of windhill wanderers faithfull to the game, so get ready for a full scale war!!!!!!!! They are similar to the Red Star Belgrade fans, but a tad more violent. I hope I can get on the pitch 2nite, my leg is frigin killin, might have to show my man management skills from off the field.

I doubt a man and his dog count as 5 coach loads BM. Well played tonight though. Easily the best on your team in the first half. The 'keeper pipped you to it in the second though, having to save all the shots raining down on him