beerbantam
10-20-2006, 10:53 AM
With all the disruption and poor performances in our beloved C&B 5 a side team, its time to bring in the ringers, the big time players who will put our wannabies performances to shame;
Our current squad think they can sup and then perform, but they arnt fit to hold the bottle for the C&B Allstars!!tup:
and they are.... 2 to be subs, rotated every 5 mins!!
In goals http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:672dNdfcIj-AaM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/200/johnny_vegas.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/200/johnny_vegas.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/talent/v/vegas_johnny.shtml&h=150&w=200&sz=8&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=672dNdfcIj-AaM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohnny%2Bvegas%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D) Move over King Billy heres... 'Mad Dog' Johhny Vegas!
at Sweeperhttp://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:we2Vo-uRwzR_6M:http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/images/oliver.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/images/oliver.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/pages/motionpix.html&h=306&w=275&sz=15&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=we2Vo-uRwzR_6M:&tbnh=117&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Doliver%2Breed%2B%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D) 'Ointment' Oliver Reed!
introducing in Midfield http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:XYKxU43ttSLXHM:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icbirmingham/sep2004/4/6/00083D09-BC42-115B-A19D80C328EC0000.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icbirmingham/sep2004/4/6/00083D09-BC42-115B-A19D80C328EC0000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friend id%3D45384429&h=398&w=350&sz=21&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=XYKxU43ttSLXHM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkeith%2Bfloyd%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D) 'Kill em all' Keith Floyd!
also in Midfield http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:HopP39iHjpoESM:http://www.beamsystems.ie/photos/deliasmith.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beamsystems.ie/photos/deliasmith.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dublincityfc.net/news.php%3Fview%3Dnational&h=200&w=150&sz=10&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=HopP39iHjpoESM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDelia%2BSmith%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) 'Drunk and dangerous' Delia Smith!
and Midfield maestrohttp://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:rfD6kRMmxcaAkM:http://images.scotsman.com/2006/08/18/2006-08-18T031223Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-GIBSON.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images.scotsman.com/2006/08/18/2006-08-18T031223Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-GIBSON.jpg&imgrefurl=http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm%3Fid%3D1210332006&h=393&w=315&sz=26&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=rfD6kRMmxcaAkM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddrunk%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D) 'Mines a large one - no jews please' Mel Gibson!
at Striker http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:LdYvMtK3xVQWBM:http://www.poster.net/martin-dean/martin-dean-photo-dean-martin-6204560.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.poster.net/martin-dean/martin-dean-photo-dean-martin-6204560.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.blinkbits.com/blinks/dean_martin&h=280&w=219&sz=25&hl=en&start=42&tbnid=LdYvMtK3xVQWBM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=89&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddean%2Bmartin%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D2 0%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) 'Lock up your Daughters - and your Vodka' Dean Martin!
and last of all Striker http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:rjB8_SGLts1GiM:http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000508.gif (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000508.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/bkofdead/obits-be.htm&h=152&w=203&sz=21&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=rjB8_SGLts1GiM:&tbnh=79&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeorge%2Bbest%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D) 'The yellow magician' George Best!
Our current squad think they can sup and then perform, but they arnt fit to hold the bottle for the C&B Allstars!!tup:
and they are.... 2 to be subs, rotated every 5 mins!!
In goals http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:672dNdfcIj-AaM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/200/johnny_vegas.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/200/johnny_vegas.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/talent/v/vegas_johnny.shtml&h=150&w=200&sz=8&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=672dNdfcIj-AaM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohnny%2Bvegas%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D) Move over King Billy heres... 'Mad Dog' Johhny Vegas!
at Sweeperhttp://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:we2Vo-uRwzR_6M:http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/images/oliver.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/images/oliver.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ravenblond.com/pgloeckner/pages/motionpix.html&h=306&w=275&sz=15&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=we2Vo-uRwzR_6M:&tbnh=117&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Doliver%2Breed%2B%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D) 'Ointment' Oliver Reed!
introducing in Midfield http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:XYKxU43ttSLXHM:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icbirmingham/sep2004/4/6/00083D09-BC42-115B-A19D80C328EC0000.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icbirmingham/sep2004/4/6/00083D09-BC42-115B-A19D80C328EC0000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friend id%3D45384429&h=398&w=350&sz=21&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=XYKxU43ttSLXHM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkeith%2Bfloyd%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D) 'Kill em all' Keith Floyd!
also in Midfield http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:HopP39iHjpoESM:http://www.beamsystems.ie/photos/deliasmith.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beamsystems.ie/photos/deliasmith.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dublincityfc.net/news.php%3Fview%3Dnational&h=200&w=150&sz=10&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=HopP39iHjpoESM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDelia%2BSmith%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) 'Drunk and dangerous' Delia Smith!
and Midfield maestrohttp://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:rfD6kRMmxcaAkM:http://images.scotsman.com/2006/08/18/2006-08-18T031223Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-GIBSON.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images.scotsman.com/2006/08/18/2006-08-18T031223Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-GIBSON.jpg&imgrefurl=http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm%3Fid%3D1210332006&h=393&w=315&sz=26&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=rfD6kRMmxcaAkM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddrunk%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D) 'Mines a large one - no jews please' Mel Gibson!
at Striker http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:LdYvMtK3xVQWBM:http://www.poster.net/martin-dean/martin-dean-photo-dean-martin-6204560.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.poster.net/martin-dean/martin-dean-photo-dean-martin-6204560.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.blinkbits.com/blinks/dean_martin&h=280&w=219&sz=25&hl=en&start=42&tbnid=LdYvMtK3xVQWBM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=89&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddean%2Bmartin%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D2 0%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) 'Lock up your Daughters - and your Vodka' Dean Martin!
and last of all Striker http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:rjB8_SGLts1GiM:http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000508.gif (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000508.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/bkofdead/obits-be.htm&h=152&w=203&sz=21&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=rjB8_SGLts1GiM:&tbnh=79&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeorge%2Bbest%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D) 'The yellow magician' George Best!