C&B FC Captain?

[European Bob]

i think we need a C&B FC captain let's have a vote if i can manage to work out how to do a poll

[Jantje simoen]

I reckon Rambo would be suited for it as his style of play seems to try & dictate play & put others into good positions -nothing personal guys, your're all great guys:D :D :D ;)

[Superfatbantam]

I've voted The Boosh, as I think he's one of the few that talks - a captain has to be a good talker - I'm not one for the leader by example, I prefer a motivator. Hopefully whoever is captain can get some communication going on and we can refind our form!

[European Bob]

I have voted for JPH on the provisio that he becomes more vocal. i think he's been our most solid performer over the weeks and think this will probably continue. He's a good foundation from which to build both in respect of momentum for the team and attacks on the park.

[king billy]

Agree with JPH being our most consistant performer and being a solid candidate - he's a quiet lad tho to be captain - we need someone who'll gobshite it a bit and who can grip the game by the scruff of the neck when loosing......Rambo would be my choice!!

[king billy]

Can't believe he's voted for him fookin self - the arrogant twat.....:D

Maybe the type of arrogance we need tho....:eek:

[Rambo]

I thankyou for your vote of confidence JS.

I have been captain in past teams so I would be willing to accept the captaincy if I were successful in the polls.

You can be my campaign manager if you want JS

[Parrot]

I'll be the captain when i get rid of my shingles ffs:mad: ....Im a gobby cnut, make Vinnie Jones look like a pussy & control the game from the backtup:

Why you all want a raving homo like Boy George to be your captain baffles me:confused: ...your opponents will think they're playing "Stone wall FC" when they see Rambo!roflmao:

[JPH]

:D Thanks for the compliments!
I have voted for myself, am i allowed:rolleyes:
I admit i am quiet, but thats cos i don't really know anyone proper (i'm goodest at grammar!) , if i start calling you horrible name i don't want you to cry. I have held my tongue for the first few games, but can unleash the beast if you want!
Anyways, not that bothered, i'll be gobby at some point, whoever the captain is!

[Jantje simoen]

[QUOTE=Parrot;108535] control the game from the backtup:

Its been rumoured you like to control the back area;) :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:

[European Bob]

JPH and Rambo ever the narcissists. Rambo would make a decent captain but I didn't want to vote for him as I thought it'd just inflate his already over inflated ego. What a surprise that he's voted himself and appointed JS as his CAMPaign manager.:rolleyes:

Remember Robin you’ll have to lead by example if you become captain.

[Rambo]

I'll be the captain when i get rid of my shingles ffs:mad: ....Im a gobby cnut, make Vinnie Jones look like a pussy & control the game from the backtup:

Why you all want a raving homo like Boy George to be your captain baffles me:confused: ...your opponents will think they're playing "Stone wall FC" when they see Rambo!roflmao:

Nobody cares about what you think Mr Parrot.

Panther has told me anyway. Apparently you're as good at football as you are in bed!

Lacking!!

[Jantje simoen]

[QUOTE=The Mighty Booshie;108539] What a surprise that he's voted himself and appointed JS as his CAMPaign manager.:rolleyes:

Now Now boys , i'm not used to blokes fighting over me being the absolute babe magnet that i am;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

[king billy]

Nobody cares about what you think Mr Parrot.

Panther has told me anyway. Apparently you're as good at football as you are in bed!

Lacking!!



Can't wait till Saturday now - Parrots gonna rip you a new arse!!...:eek: :D Followed closely by Panther - at least if the games shit me and the rest of the TT will have some decent entertainment....tup:

[Parrot]

[quote=Parrot;108535] control the game from the backtup:

Its been rumoured you like to control the back area;) :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:

I've being partial to kicking a back door in in my time, obviously with a slapper thoughtup: , not a Joyboylove:

Nobody cares about what you think Mr Parrot.

Panther has told me anyway. Apparently you're as good at football as you are in bed!

Lacking!!

If that was true then someone as old & frail as Panter wouldn't survive a bit of nookie with me aka "The Jackhammer" without her having a heart attack:eek: tup:

[Parrot]

Can't wait till Saturday now - Parrots gonna rip you a new arse!!...:eek: :D Followed closely by Panther - at least if the games shit me and the rest of the TT will have some decent entertainment....tup:

I'll let Panter deal with Rambo while i take it out on his TB binttup: ....she'll have an arsehole like a wizards sleeve when i've finished with her!:D

[Serium]

Still no reply from pimp ben, maybe hes out of business?

[Garlic Breath]

I may even come on Saturday myself to see Parrot butt-fucking Gazzyboohoo.:D
I was gonna post a pic but no doubt it would get deleted by some over officious Mod:rolleyes:

[Jantje simoen]

I may even come on Saturday myself to see Parrot butt-fucking Gazzyboohoo.:D
I was gonna post a pic but no doubt it would get deleted by some over officious Mod:rolleyes:

You not wrong my friendtup: tup:

[Parrot]

I may even come on Saturday myself to see Parrot butt-fucking Gazzyboohoo.:D
I was gonna post a pic but no doubt it would get deleted by some over officious Mod:rolleyes:

You not wrong my friendtup: tup:

I'd rather watch Jantje simoen butt-fucking Jessica Rabbit in "Who framed Roger Rabbit?"tup:

http://mag.awn.com/issue8.01/8.01images/goodman06_jessicaRabbit.jpg

"Im a Mod on Claret & Banter tha knows?":D

[Jantje simoen]

I'd rather watch Jantje simoen butt-fucking Jessica Rabbit in "Who framed Roger Rabbit?"tup:

http://mag.awn.com/issue8.01/8.01images/goodman06_jessicaRabbit.jpg

"Im a Mod on Claret & Banter tha knows?":D

I'm game if she is!!!:D :D :D

[Parrot]

I'm game if she is!!!:D :D :D

Can we swap ends at half-time?:rolleyes: :D

[Garlic Breath]

http://www.cultv.co.uk/alexie.jpg
"So you're looking for a captain...will I do?"

http://www.lt24online.com.ar/2005news/graficos/boy_george.jpg
"No no not that kind of Captain Jantje you fool"

http://www.ukcinemasonline.com/bios/bobhoskins/bob5.jpg
"Bastards..I'm gonna get in that team if its the last thing I do..damm and damm"

[Spoonhead]

I have actually got a captains armband that I was going to give to Yeadon to shut him up moaning! The winner of the poll can have it!

[Parrot]

I have actually got a captains armband that I was going to give to Yeadon to shut him up moaning! The winner of the poll can have it!

Anyone who wears a captains armband to play 5-a-side or Sunday league football is a reet twat IMO:D

[king billy]

Anyone who wears a captains armband to play 5-a-side or Sunday league football is a reet twat IMO:D

Ssssshhhhhh - don't tell Rambo that....;) :D

[tony d]

If you really are going to have one it should be the keeper as he sees all on a five a side pitch and is close enough to be heard....

[king billy]

If you really are going to have one it should be the keeper as he sees all on a five a side pitch and is close enough to be heard....

And he aint part of the rotation of the squad like the rest of the team too - good observation Tone!!....tup: tup: tup: tup: tup:

[Garlic Breath]

Its a bit like at school where the fattest,crapest and most useless kid got stuck in goals.
Kes comes to mind heretup:

[Spoonhead]

Anyone who wears a captains armband to play 5-a-side or Sunday league football is a reet twat IMO:D

I've never worn it ffs! Well twice actually! Once on a night out because I am hilarious of course, and once when I played Sunday football to wind up the real captain. It did wind him up too, result!

[Parrot]

I've never worn it ffs! Well twice actually! Once on a night out because I am hilarious of course, and once when I played Sunday football to wind up the real captain. It did wind him up too, result!

I believe you Jonny, really i do!:rolleyes: :D