Desert Island Dinner Party

[ernie06]

jump: You have a limited table to choose from - only 5 places and they must contain the following celebrity/ Famous Persons.

1. Footballer
2. Political Figure / Statesmen
3. Pop / Musical
4. Film / TV Star
5. Your choice - but state why.

My selection would be......

1. Bobby Moore - did you really steal that necklace in the 70's
2. Winston Churchill - tell me about the boar war
3. John Lennon - "Yoko ono" - wtf is that all about !!!!
4. Miss Monroe - how many Kennady Brothers DID you sh*g
5. My Mum - just to say hello again - ( sorry a bit of personal indulgence as its her 1st anniversary in a few months.)

So lets have them.

[Serium]

1. Footballer- David Beckham, Nice guy and best looking bloke out there
2. Political Figure / Statesmen- George bush, COMEDY VALUE!!
3. Pop / Musical- Natalia Gordienco
4. Film / TV Star- Amanda Byrnes
5. Your choice - but state why.

My Grandad, personal reasons like Erns, he was a great man :(

[Jantje simoen]

1. Footballer- Brian Clough - for his football knowledge & wit
2. Political Figure / Statesmen- Adolf Hitler - ask him why?
3. Pop / Musical- Susannah Hoffs - pure eye candy & a musical goddess
4. Film / TV Star- Stephen Fry - Intelligent, Funny, great conversationist
5. My Grandad - I never met him

[European Bob]

1. Footballer - George Best, great footballer better womaniser, even better dinner guest I reckon

2. Political Figure / Statesmen - to fit in with the rest of the crowd i reckon blunkett would a good laugh, plus we could get him drunk and watch him walk into things

3. Pop / Musical - Keith Moon, him Georgyboy would get on well and he'd liven things up a bit if it ever got stale

4. Film / TV Star - Oliver Reed because he was mates with keith, a bloody great actor and again he wouldn't let things get stale

5. Your choice - but state why. - Richard Harris because him an Reedy would definitely end up having some kind of drinking contest and probably a fight.

my dinner party would probably be more like a pub crawl.

[ernie06]

I was going to ask who was paying the bar bill - booshie - Be more like a meeting of the AA .........

[Clayton Bantam]

1. Footballer - Gazza - He just makes me laugh.:D
2. Political Figure / Statesmen - Boris Johnson - Good for a laugh and I like to feel superior.jump:
3. Pop / Musical - Tammi Terrell - She's gorgeous wth the voice of an angel.love:
4. Film / TV Star - Anna Friel - She is so hot I fear for the Ice Cream.:p
5. Jesus Christ - Just to get the real story.bishop:

[Blue Monday]

1. Footballer- Thiery Henry
2. Political Figure / Statesmen- Gordon Brown - to ask him to explain child tax and working tax credit????????????:mad:
3. Pop / Musical- Ian Curtis
4. Film / TV Star- Charlize Theron
5. My Grandad - Passed away before I was born. Heard plenty of tales and would to learn how he survived WW2, missing in action then turned up in a prisoner of war camp

[king billy]

1. Footballer - George Best, great footballer better womaniser, even better dinner guest I reckon

2. Political Figure / Statesmen - to fit in with the rest of the crowd i reckon blunkett would a good laugh, plus we could get him drunk and watch him walk into things

3. Pop / Musical - Keith Moon, him Georgyboy would get on well and he'd liven things up a bit if it ever got stale

4. Film / TV Star - Oliver Reed because he was mates with keith, a bloody great actor and again he wouldn't let things get stale

5. Your choice - but state why. - Richard Harris because him an Reedy would definitely end up having some kind of drinking contest and probably a fight.

my dinner party would probably be more like a pub crawl.

PMSL - i couldn't disagree with any of them - what a night out that'd be - i'd make sure i took em in the Oddy's for a spot of karaoke before hitting flares and the pull of the bloaters later on - they'd fookin love it....tup: tup: tup: :D

[Garlic Breath]

http://www.raf.mod.uk/gulf/h_images/fatslagsj_t.jpg:eek:
Some folk have no taste.:rolleyes:

[Garlic Breath]

1. Footballer- Aye has to George Best just to ask him what he squandered all his money on.
2. Political Figure / Statesmen- President Kennedy to give him the Valleting bill for his limo.tup:
3. Pop / Musical- The late great James Douglas Morrison so he could sing Light My Fire just once more.
4. Film / TV Star- Bruce Lee to practise my Kung Fu on.
5. My Great Great Uncle Albert Geldard...still the youngest man to have played in the Football League in England I believe.tup:

[European Bob]

I was going to ask who was paying the bar bill - booshie - Be more like a meeting of the AA .........

i'd think with the combined income of that lot someone would stump of a 3 quid for a pint and a bag of ready salted. i'd be taping moon up for it no doubt he'd be off his face on drugs before the night even kicked off.

[Johnny Yen]

Footie player - it'll have to be our Stuart, many hours of reminising about his games for City, and behind the scene anecdotes

Polititian - Slobodan Milosevic, fantastic nationalist and protector of his people against expansionism and intimidation, we'd put the world to rights over a bottle of fine whiskey.

Musician - John Lennon just edges it over Iggy Pop, we'd really chill after dinner sharing a spliff.

Film star - Maurren Lipman, hold us all spellbound with her funny stories, one of the funniest women I've heard.

Own choice - I have to take Kelly Brook along with me, she's stunningly beautiful with a great figure, I'd really look the part with her on my arm ,and maybe if she drank enough of my whiskey I might get lucky

[Garlic Breath]

I'd have thought you'd have wanted to swap tittle tattle with our Adolf.:confused:

[Johnny Yen]

Nah , for the leader Der Fuhrer was he's already well documented and perhaps a little out of touch with the modern world, Slobodan will do nicely thank you.

[Mallorcabantam]

1. Footballer- Brian Clough - for his football knowledge & wit ( re JS)
2. Political Figure / Statesmen- Churchill -- he did so much
3. Pop / Musical- Liza M -- good fun and I'm sure has plenty to say
4. Film / TV Star- Spike Milligan -- truly funny guy -- if hes not depressed
5. Leonardo Di Vincy/ he is sure to be involved in whatever is being said

I would just keep the glasses filled while I sit back and listen

[tony d]

1. Footballer....Brian Clough because he is a one off..

2. Political Figure / Statesmen...Adolf Hitler to ask him why he messed with Russia when the rest of the world was his for the taking... Also to ask how far he would of gone in his Holocost


3. Pop / Musical...Jimi Hendrix. Just because i think he is the greatest musician ever.


4. Film / TV Star...Christopher Walken.. A true Legend ...


5. Your choice - but state why. Any man who survived the frontline of the Somme or Ypres......Just to hear of their experiences first hand.

[Clayton Bantam]

1. Footballer....Brian Clough because he is a one off..

2. Political Figure / Statesmen...Adolf Hitler to ask him why he messed with Russia when the rest of the world was his for the taking... Also to ask how far he would of gone in his Holocost


3. Pop / Musical...Jimi Hendrix. Just because i think he is the greatest musician ever.


4. Film / TV Star...Christopher Walken.. A true Legend ...


5. Your choice - but state why. Any man who survived the frontline of the Somme or Ypres......Just to hear of their experiences first hand.


Ypres.. I love that word:D

Me grandad always used to pronounce it 'Wipers' even after countless times telling him it was 'Eep'... but he wouldn't change because all the 'Pals' used to pronounce it that way.tup:

[tony d]

Ypres.. I love that word:D

Me grandad always used to pronounce it 'Wipers' even after countless times telling him it was 'Eep'... but he wouldn't change because all the 'Pals' used to pronounce it that way.tup:


Top man...tup:

[Garlic Breath]

Respect indeed KK. I love the majesty of War Memorials and have studied some of them at great depth in the past. The main Huddersfield one is fantastic and serene but also very saddening as are they all.

http://images6.fotki.com/v1/photos/1/14239/49298/Withguywaiting-vi.jpg?1004202796

One day I'm really gonna get my finger out and visit the parts of Northern France and Belguim where the Great War was fought. The last post at The Menin Gate is a real tearjerker.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them